Merrydeath

Mel Gibson

Barry White??? you in the mood for some loving?? or a hot beef sandwich? Jolly Rogers.. and then Tartannic.

yarradio from bilgemonkey.com

I"m looking at maybe going the last weekend of July or the second last, depending on my ride and my work.. any chance on us getting together for that? I will probably miss the tall ships fest, but there isn't much help for that, unless we go early on Friday or very late on Monday.. drat. and we would need to have someone guide us in downtown Chigo.

I was in the parade with the king of the pirates, aka the man in the purple coat of the Pirates of Portobello.. Nice man he was, took the hint that I would love to walking an talking with the others. A pirate and a gent.. Beer, pirates, and friends... doesn't get much better than that.

Hear hear!! I want a pin that says I do carry concealed weapons and yes they are peace-tied.

Sister Mary Elephant.. classssss...

snake wrap

feather tickles.

Reddick

Happy Joy Happy Joy's SO.

I have a hole new opinion of you, Biker... and its your turn in the barrel.

Hu-freakin-Zah

don't know about the rest of ya.. but I really like to call us women amazing goddesses of the total universe, and rulers of all males on the earth..

and I am so glad you don't work at the post office.

Merrydeath is a pirate lass.. or plunder bunny. I am a wench at some of the ren faires, but I prefer pirate.. that way I can be mean and nasty and not get yelled at. Pirates are just water terrorists... and they rule the seas, and no, we don't cry out 'Cobra'. :)

pipe dream

Again, Where Do You Live? You live in the Deep South when... 1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 2. "ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural. 3. After five years you still hear, "Ya ain't from 'round here, are ya?" 4. "He needed killin'" is a valid defense. 5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc. You live in Colorado when... 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center. 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating. 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail. You live in the Midwest when... 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day. 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?" 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!" You live in Florida when... 1. You eat dinner at 4:15 in the afternoon. 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind - even houses and cars. 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist. 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

CLEAR!! Smack thumpa... Again!! Thumpa... beeeeeeeep beeeeeeeep beeeeeep

He just tried to chat with me again. Last time, he threatened me. I may need to get the police involved. and I would hate that.

not happy.. I was on a trial and the guy pled guilty to rape, burglery and assault. He was on parole at that time. Makes me wonder how safe we all are... and I am blue today.. I miss a friend who is busy with something else. Its all I can do to go to work.

works for me... and the army of ninja/pirate/commandos I hired. I was wondering how pissed he would be if his tires were flat every other day for a while.

I was thinking of them as human eggs.. and what the kids would look like with those for the eggs. Rodney Dangerfield II

looks at the uniform.. no, thank you!

pantsies