Merrydeath

ruh ruh!

tongue in cheek explanation.. so to speak. and its only 5 months to shorts weather.. ------------------------- The Act of Entering If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories Satisfying Partner (organ size) Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside. Normal size 22 calories Oversize 15 calories Tremendous 8 calories Teensy-weensy 163 calories

cold enough here that there's ice on the basement winders.. on the inside! turns the electric blankie up a notch, and gets the shower steamy.. ahhhhh

http://www.locomotivemusic.com/lanzamiento...more/audio.html blackmore's night christmas version... cheers!

going ta PIP.. sigh. Wishing I was going again. I met some wonderful folks there in 04.. still smiling from it. buy me a drink BW, and tell me a tale!

I prefer mine to be lemon or lime but just make my drink a warm drambuie.. its cold here! and people say I'm more Maryanne then Ginger.. lol! Nice name, swabbie! and have fun here, dont' worry bout us unless yu find your pocket empty. RAY!! make mine warm and strong!

could be.. we often get swabbies that decide we are a bit too shabby and ruthless, then they scamper off.. drat! RAY!! a guinness fer me and a Drambuie on the side.. (see pic below for RAY)

mad matt.. the red pimp!! and if I had cable I would LOVE to see the Poirot shows.. when our PTV had the short movies on, I copied them. and Brother Cadfael too.. I think I was a rennie/pirate at heart even then. I do have some extra weight I need to get off.. Can't wait for some warmer weather ..

There are trolls about.. those that post crap on a site and then wait to see what trouble comes up.. I heard there are sites that count 'hits' for all the comments that are generated.. too much time on their hands I guess.

Freaking cold here, 12 deg with a windchill of -3. Just about cold enough to hang my dagger! mmmmmmmmmm gumbo.. or a hot chili with taco chips.. tomato basil with french bread.. white chili with cheetos.. damn I need something to warm me up.. soup it is!

Morticia.. J'taime!

SO you want a sexy name? Here's one a friend send me.. http://sexy.namedecoder.com/ and what it made for me.. M.E.R.R.Y.D.E.A.T.H.: Marvelous Exciting Reveler Readily Yielding Delightful, Erotic Affection and Thrilling Hugs http://sexy.namedecoder.com/index.php?acro...esign=handcuffs

Enter the Haggis??? they played at a small Irish pub here not to long ago.. too bad I was out of town. I do get to hear Wild Colonial Bhoys but its mostly Irish fight/death songs. There's a lot of sad songs with a handful of 'I hate the British' songs tossed in... I also have the latest of the Tartannic Cds and the newst of the Jolly Rogers cd's.. the best!!

crying??!! Gods I hope not.. I know you to be fun and romantic and a good friend.. and I think any lass who gets you is lucky. so there!

pokes Matt with a warm finger as she hands him a jug of rum.. how'd you get in this mess?? Just lucky I guess!!

quack (we had a royal court member who carried a 30 pound 2 headed axe with her, named Thwak.. ah memories!)

prudence

its late and i'm tired but I wanted to wish you a day to be thankful for.. the coffee you had that was good, the lane at the store that was short, the cold glass of water/milk/pop you had, the friends that make it worth while... happy thanksgiving to you all!

that is too bad.. since you are bad.. ah well. Maybe some day, you will look over a tumbler of scotch and see a pirate in blue.. and say DAMN!! that must be Merrydeath. and then put on your glasses and find out it Mad Matt.

WHAT did you whip out?? mostly dark as in gray. Gray is mature looking and I tend to look at darker hair, not blonds. Shaved is grand, balding is yummy. Gray makes me think of Sean Connery.. a great kisser and the age to know how to love a woman. Size wise? I like a man with some beefiness.. Beef-its whats for dinner!! I've yet to see Scent of a Woman but I've heard that its a movie for lovers to see together.. or listen to as you relax in the tub. Strawberries, wine, chocolate, candles, soft music.. and two hot bodies... woof.

hey.. my stern, and no its not a row boat, nor a clipper. And don't even go with the paddle idea.. lol. you've been very sweet, Doc.. thank you for the shoulder and the bum pats. Life is being a bit monstrous at the moment, and you've been a matey! ty.

hmmm... interesting. I looked it up and yes its a rumor about the names.. too bad it was a good story. girl fran.. her name is Destiny.

Me Ex used to sleep in me football jersey gotta say it looked fine on her but even better in a heap on the deck.... I just bought a sweat shirt ta wear ta bed.. just long enough to cover me butt and stay warm with. amazin how easy they are to take off..

two of the characters from Its a Wonderful Life were named Bert and Ernie, and then the muppets were named for them on SS... Fate

what do i like in me pirate?? about a quart of rum, a handful of caddy car keys, and a bit of my icing in his mouth.