Merrydeath

I'll try to keep an eye on her, but I won't be on much either. I have to find new lodgings soon or lose all my possibles to the college kids. luck to us both.. fair seas to you all.

Doc's pouring?? what more could a woman with a large thirst want?? :) 3 hours mowing the grass and I need some aloe put on.. any chance that transporter is working yet? nice to see you, Doc, and the kitty.. is nuetered. NOT so lucky.

pour me another mojito.. I used to do all the housework, so when I joined the outside workforce, I told all of the family to pick up what I had been doing.. It didnt go well, and the family was surprised at what I used to do.. and then suddenly didnt. ah well.. its just me and the cat now.

good Idea, Jack.. staying out of the sun and keeping cool! and JIB, it would be an honor to meet again. I so enjoyed our last meeting!

I do I do.. what did you wish for Matt? I still wish for somewhere safe, where I could be myself and not worry about getting hurt. and someone there who cared for me more then anyone else, and would try to make our world happy. health for all my days and the mind to match.. enough wealth so that I dont have to worry about my bills. happiness for my friends, so their happiness spreads to all around them, and so on......

Hi LAdy B.. maybe a pic of you that doesnt look like you could kill him, would be an improvment.. even tho I do love the red on you. (wolf whistle) and the idea of killing one such gent would be fair... I really like that pic of you with the chocolates. What a sweet pic. :)

a good way to use ice or a handy popsicle is to hold the ice close to the 'privates' and then blow slowly onto the ice so the cold breeze makes the skin tingle, then slowly wrap said 'privates' with a hot liplock and toes WILL curl.. and maybe even chest hair. Alternate cold and hot til he says Surrender! Alternate, touch just the tip of your tongue to the popsicle and then engulf 'privates' ewith the rest of the tongue. Then wait for the eyes to roll... creme de mint or foot powder, no. I saw a bad reation to that once. Maybe on the nipplular regions. Doc, you intrigue me.

AWWWW what a darling baby! and just as pretty as her momma. You are all blessed with such a sweet baby, and one who looks good in a jolly roger. Fair winds and following seas to you three!

MINNESOTA REN FAIRE IN SHAKOPEE MN OPEN AUGUST 18 TO SEPT 30 I have a commitment for the labor day weekend, but the romance and chocolate weekend is Sept 22-23. what weekend do you propose for all pirates to go to?? We can meet at Mac's pub to conpare arms.. and legs. and hoist a few to our comrads who aren't as lucky as us..

'indeed, BD!' says MD. I knew I knew you from somewhere.. I'll have to make a trip to MNRF if just to have some rum at the pub. I'd love to go to Bristol but it looks like my schedule won't permit unless I can move dates around, and I don't forsee it. JIB, she didnt' have the gun at the restaurant but I did meet her there. I guess I'll have to try calling her again.. sigh. have a Shroom or two for me, lads and lasses!

this might have been uploaded already but someone sent it to me and made lots of sense.. sorta. ------------------------------------------------------------- Bush Administration issues Letters of Marque to Airlines President Bush announced today that the administration had decided on a cost-effective way to assist the nation's flagging airlines, most of whom have suffered from declining ticket sales in the past two years. "We believe that issuing Letters of Marque to our airlines will enable them to recoup a substantial percentage of their losses at virtually no expense to the American taxpayer," Bush said in a Rose Garden ceremony yesterday afternoon. "This is, to my mind, a win-win situation." Letters of marque are documents providing authority to fit out an armed ship and use it to attack, capture, and plunder enemy merchant ships in time of war. They were used extensively by Queen Elizabeth I in the 16th and early 17th centuries, producing some notable privateers such as Sir Francis Drake. To date, they have only been used for sailing vessels, but government analysts see "no reason" why a Boeing jumbo jet wouldn't qualify as a suitable vessel. "We are very excited about this proposal," said Gerard Arpey, the newly appointed CEO of the embattled American airlines. "The windows in a 747 already look like portholes; all we have to do is stick some cannons out of them, and we're ready to go." Logistics are still being worked out, but it is likely that passengers sitting in a cannon row will have similar obligations and restrictions as those sitting in an exit row. Traditionally, letters of marque provide authority to plunder ships from a specific nation. President Bush was somewhat vague about the target countries, saying only that "well, if you need a translator to talk to them, odds are they could be fair game." The United Nations Security Council expressed deep concern over the President's plan, noting that letters of marque have not been valid under international law for several centuries. "Frankly, the last thing we need is for jumbo jets full of American tourists to be hoisting the Jolly Roger and firing broadsides at any Airbus that comes across their path," said an anonymous diplomat from the United Kingdom. "I mean, we had our fun and all with Drake; but let's not get carried away." Administration officials stressed that the letters only provided for "opportunistic plundering" and that flight plans would not be changed to increase the odds of better prey. "However, if someone goes a little out of their way to get their hands on an Iberia flight packed with gold bullion, well, that's their affair." Human rights groups were outraged, but not surprised, at the developments. "It's really just a hop, skip and a jump away from allowing handguns in the cockpit," said Amnesty International spokesperson Brianna Ghent. "Hopefully passengers will get tired of sharing cabin space with giant smoking cannons and the delays caused by all this privateering." To complete the signing ceremony, Air Force One flew overhead and fired off a broadside at a passing Air France jet. "Yo ho ho," said Bush. Current Issue: May 15, 2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright © 2003-2005 The Watley Review, all rights reserved.

oooooooo I likes her, she likes chocolate and champagne! :)

venus on a half shell

Sorry, me dear. I'm working on 4 hours sleep and a MASSIVE gin and juice beverage... and the ink I mentioned was as a tattoo. A thousand pardons for my stumble.

Monica brings in a blue dress to the cleaners with a big white stain on the front.. Monica mumbles something and the hard of hearing manager says " come again, miss?" and Monica says "no, just salad dressing!" me?? sweet?? I don't theenk soooo... I've been known to make men sweat and curl their toes, but sweet? maybe if I use Angel Food lotion..

very very nice! I like the simple-ness of the designs but with a nice ironic smirk on her face.. the black and white ink. Callenish Gunner is a wonderful artist.. you could ask him for help if he has time 'tween classes.

they are called trolls and have contests to see how many people will respond to their threads and such.. we found that out when we all went after a spammer who wrote nasty stuff about women and hurting them.. they rack up points and piss us off.. I do wish I had a webcannon. :)

I have 3 of Odd Bodkin's Bodices and they all fit great. I do wear some underthings for support but the boning is pretty good. I might take it out tho and put in the super heavy metal stakes, if just for support. Tell them Melissa from Iowa sent you\ http://cgi.ebay.com/Renaissance-Wench-SCA-...1QQcmdZViewItem

I'll back you, Syren! Both guns now, and then reload while they run arund.

to you and your family, I wish the best that can be, that you both be healthy and smiles on your faces before too long.. and you are in my prayers as always.

Only way yer gonna git to know us is to jump right in. Speak what's on yer mind darlin we don't bite, much,....hard,.... often biting who's tongue and jumping onto whom?? souinds like a Doc special. and Doc, luv, sometimes its not what we look like, its how we say/do/touch that makes all the difference....

tis late but my work is later tomorrow night too... then off to the gym. yawns.. I need sleep and some good food... (clunk ......zzzzzzzzzzz)

I'm on the top of what???? maybe, but I know you and your smile are next.

welcome to the pub and to the brethern of the coasts, and to that life they call the Sweet Trade. Capt Merrydeath here, and the usual custom is to buy the house a round of drinks, if for nothing else than to give ya a chance to get your flintlock first... welcome and fair seas.................

welcome Andy, to a swordsmith... I hope you'll stay on to talk to us, and not just a hello and quick exit out the back... we dont' bite.... anymore.