Morty O'Kaye

Welcome to the Pub!

Mysterious aren't you. So how about telling about yourself, home port, age, you know that kind of stuff?

Mysterious?? Moy??

Well, home Port is currently Victor, Co (if anybody's heard of it, and isn't a geologist, I be amazed!), though I am concidering heading to New Orleans in a couple o' years (GREAT town if'n ye've ne'er been thar).

I was shangheid into a life of piracy... err... merchant sailing... a few years ago by friends, but haven't been able to pusue it for the last couple years due to my excessively land-locked position :). But now that i've got most o' my sea-fairing garb back (or replaced) I'm rearing to have a go at the local swabbies this summer!

Are any of ya mateys ported anywhere in the Colorado region?? Drinks are on me!!

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Who ever heard of an Irish Pirste say's you?? Hmmm...

Granuaile'  comes to mind. ...

And I'll be after have'n a Tullamore Dew if'n you please 

err... Wouldn't Granuaile be more of a Pirette, or have I gone totally off the deep end, here?? :)

As fer the Tilamore Dew, lass, yer wish is my command!!

Sure'n this is probably a repeated topic (at least, I be hopin' 'tis!), but... What be the drinks yerselfs be favorin when ye' enter port?

For me, 'tis a shot o' Scotch (12-year old single malt fer preference) in a pint o' Russian Imperial Stout (via Stone Brewing Company, when available, or Old Rasputin).

Ahoy mate! Always roon fer a player o' the sting an' bow! Will ye' be havin' a shot an' a pint?

Calico Jack Rackham??? That 'as a familiar ring to it lad... Are ye' by any chance a Moonlight Raider? Or maybe wit' the Drunken Dragons or Spilt Beer Pirates as well??

If.n ye've done ACW re-enacting, have you ever seen the soft-cover books by Osprey Publishing (www.ospreypublishing.com) ? They have a HUGE selection of soft-cover booklets (about $10-15 each) on prtty much ANY historical period. Their Pirates series (4 booklets, I think) is fantastic, and all the books have a color-plate section; very useful for outfit ideas! You can find them in any good hobby shop that carries military/historical plastic-model kits. or bookstores that have a large military section, too.