Cap'n Knifehand Ken

Was thinkin' o' namin' me own ship (after I commandeer it)

Tha Flamin' Stench o' Death!!!!!

Bein' tha lustful pirate I am, I find beauty in all the wenches, but one o' me favorites be Charlize Theron!!!! I be keepin' her aboard me boat anyday!!!!!!

Pirated me a good quality copy off tha net!!! I am a pirate, never claimed nothin' more! Me money stays where it belongs, in me pocket, wheres it can go ta me favorite charity...MESELF!!!!! Don' get me wrong, POTC was a great movie, saw it once in tha theater, will definitely buy tha DVD! POTC, again, is a great movie, but piratin' is more profitable!!!!

Warms me black 'eart ta see me thread bein' used so much!!!

Honey, Capt. Weaver sez, an' ants, eh? Like yer style Weaver!

Why might ye be leavin' us Lass? If ye don't mind me askin', if ye check this post once more.

I've never heard it called a "what else" before.

Sometimes I calls it cheese steak, but that be jest me I guess.

What do ye do with a drunken harlot? Get drunk and take advantage of 'er, what else!!

'appy Birthday from one Cap'n to another!!!!

Thar once be a pirate name o' Kurt

To all was known as a flirt

When a wench would walk by

He'd politely say hi

Then put 'is hand up 'er skirt!!!

I did not know this songbird ye speak of, but me sympathies go to 'er kin an friends.

*I'm talking about the fruit of your loins.

Fruit of me loins? I haven't got fruit in me loins! Lice, yes, and proud of 'em, but no fruit! *

*stagger,stagger,roll,stagger...*

Aye me Beauty....Tyla, he be a worthy front man. Tis a shame they ne'er got tha regonition they so rightly deserved.

"How could anyone fall for a drunk like Billy Two Rivers?"

Not sure if I can be of service offerin' any piratin' tunes, but jest wanna say, I likes yer taste in music!!! Don't know anyone into tha Dogs Damour but meself 'til now!!

Thanks to ye fer all tha 'elp!

Vote "AYE" you barnacled bilge rat dogs!!!

An' Bugger off if ya don't!!

A bit touched in tha 'ead ye may very well be, but that be jest fine!!! I gots a 'int o' madness in me as well!!! It be trifle more than a 'int, actually. To tells ye tha truth, I be completely insane.

I be joinin' in that movement, Red!!!!!

Thank Ye Scupper!! I be 'eadin' to Plunder!!!

Aye Lumin, 'ere goes...

Ahoy, matey, what ye be carryin'?

A fetus sez you, eh?

Bugger all this talk!!!!

Then 'arry cuts Hedwig open wif 'is cutlass an cooks 'im fer lunch an invites all 'is pyrate friends ta join in the feastin'!!! They finishes their meal and gets good and snookered on spiced rum!!!

Tha End

Be needin' ideas fer makin' me own piratin' outfit, if ye please. Can't afford ta be spendin' too much o' me gold on it neither. Any info or advice would be grately appreciated, an me hats off to ye, when I gets one o' course.

Thank ye! An' 'ave a drink on me!!

I drink to ye Mate!!! Ye be a fine back 'earted scallywag, like meself!!!

I be intrested in ye posters there Redd!!!

Any o' you barnacle buggers done seen Yellowbeard, tha movie what stars Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Cheech&Chong? Helluva funny pirate spoof!!!!

Me avatar be tha infamous, after me own 'eart scallywag hellion, Calvin of tha Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. Jus pyrated 'im up a bit!!!!