Nathanial Horn

^ I do taxes myself. Canadian and American,

< Just installed Windows Vista, and actually like it a lot better than XP

V how often do you exercise.

Ya know, it just may be time for me to pull out my retired sheep costume, including black leggings, long black gloves, rouge, pirate hat, and patch! yeah baby. But only if I'm the cover,

Welcome to tha pub! As long as ye be buyin' ye need not worry about yur coin pouch!

I be havin' an ale

lol, me girl is a banquet all on her own, wahoo!!!

Women as in the generic term, not the plural,

lol how can one think of goats without thinking of gerbils?

Capt. Sterling, read it twice? What's wrong with a guy drinking beer???

sheesh folks, the gerbil isn't for me, it's my goat's. That would be just too weird! You pirates ought to be ashamed!

ummm Shanni, no idea, lol, and for the record, it is my GOAT's GERBIL!!! That's normal, right?

ok, ok, I think of women all the time! ummmm, and beer, Wahoo!!! ok, ok, and goats on occassion. sheesh, damn no means no stuff.

Me: Here goat!

Goat: No-oo-oo-oo

Me: Goat, come 'ere!

Goat: No-oo-oo-oo-oo me-eeeeee-ans no-oo-oo-oo

Me: grrrr, damn ya blimy bilge rat! No Gerry Gerbil for ya tonight!

How absolutely dee-lish it must be that your girl 'inspires' you so! But wait...wouldn't it make more sense if she was called 'Horn-blower'?

Sometimes I just think lusty thoughts.......

Aye, ye be right lass, that name is much more suitin' fur me Wench! Wahoo!!!

lol, sometimes? sheesh, all tha time for me, ya baby! well when I'm not thinking of beer, goats, and gerbils I mean,

Just so happens that when I was trying to come up with a cool pirate name, me girl yelled out to me and when I went over to see what she wanted, her bottom was up. So, it came to me, I'll be pirate Dick Steel, Captain of the Glory Ho....

Anyways, 30 seconds later (hey, I know what I'm doing, I'm a pro, ya know!), I figured I should be more subtle, and came up with Horn, actually Hornblower, but that was already taken. So Horn it is. But wait, you are probably woundering where Nathanial came from. Well, I'll make you wait no longer (that would be down right cruel), it just popped in my head, after about six beers. No idea why, and that scares me.

Arrrr, Pirate Nathanial Horn I be, and at yur service, m'lady! Bottoms up to ya!

Do nothing to them. Just remove their links and leave the post open so we can have some fun at their expense.

*gets on the floor and sticks his butt up in the air* So, ummmm, what'cha doing?

OMG!!! Simon and Garfunkel just came on: The Sound of Silence!!! heeelp meeee can't find off button!!!

Ouch, that hurt my ear.

Ummmm, ok, I feel vulnerable with me butt in the air and all these pirates about,

I need a drink, :)

Welcome to Pyracy Pub, and as it is a pub.... rounds on you!!! Wahoo!!!

Don't listen to Mary, calling yourself a wench is all we need to know! :)

Now it looks like me mug is empty, Wench!

Welcome to tha pub, lass! Me tankard is empty, so if ya don't mind, I be takin' a refill!

Arrrr, me matey's thanks to ye all fur tha welcome. Now I seem ta 'ave this little problem, a full cask of rum, but no, nay, ne'er anyone ta drink it with.

I wear jeans, white tee shirt, short black leather jacket, cool rays, enough said.

^ no, but there are many who wish I was, :)

< I am Canadian, eh?

V Who you rather be in love with someone who won't love you back, or have someone in love with you that you can not love back?

Thank you Merrydeath, :) Warped sense of ha-ha too huh? Everybody knows chickens don't lay noodles, hens do,

If you can spare about 15 mins a week, you have time to post in character replies, It's quality over quantity. :)

Eyes oderlesseye, looks like I'm not the only one who's sail doesn't go to the top

That's a coincidence, Blackbead, one of my fetish has to do with a barrel full of undead monkeys. The others, well let's just say too shameful to admit! Wahoo!!!

Mary, lol, you may still have your teeth, but do you put them in a cup at night? ok, enough of the fun, lol, if you like the idea of the forum, please do join, I need global moderators and ships captains so I can test code, make sure things make sense, and get ready for when we do get members. It will be fun, it's pirates, so how can it not be fun? :)

Well met, Lady Mary :)

Well a little off topic. But I like my woman to be compassionate, of beautiful soul, to trust in me, and possesses unconditional love.

As for size? lol, whatever, as long as she meets the above, then what ever her size will make no difference.

I could say tha pleasures be all mine, but I'd be liein' to ya's!

A mighty thanks fur yur hails, me fellow gentlemen and ladies o fortune! Tha first round be on me, arrrrr!

Greetin's to ya, any wench offerin' ta buy a round be a wench worth knowin'!

Well they don't, and the more I post here you see that for yourself.

Nice site and a wealth of information. I am building a pirates role playing forum and I am hoping that when ever I have questions I can count on members here to help answer them. My site is loosely based on the pirates of the caribbean movie, and I am currently coding in a pirate generator that will allow you to build a human, ghost, or even skeleton pirate to role play. A lot of work, but it is worth it as your pirate you make will interact throughout the forum, mostly "behind" the scenes. I will also be coding in ships for captains to acquire and the such, that will take damage, and all that. What I will need is info that I can use that will keep ships and crews close to how it was in the early 1700's, but keeping in mind it is a role playing and writers forum foremost. The forum is postable and ready to go, the coding itself will be worked on almost daily and will not interfere.

Respectfully, Pirates Haven.

ok, that serious crap is out of the way, now for the fun, ummmm, crap, lol

Nathanial Horn glanced up at the rotting sign that hung cockeyed from two rusty lengths of chain and shook his head. Tha Crawlin' Scrog. Appropriately named I am sure, he thought as he opened the door to step inside.

“Appropriately named,” he repeated out loud as he surveyed the tavern. Nathanial stepped around one fight, over a passed out patron, and ducked under a swinging fist as he navigated his way to a table close to the bar, and sat down with his back to the wall. Scrog, a raw recruit, and by the look of half of these patrons their recruit status was left far behind. He was no scrog, he was captain of the Black Mist. The life of a pirate was as every bit as exciting to him as it was dangerous, and he lived for all the excitement and danger he could find.

The rogue smiled at the serving wench, pretty, in a rugged toothless sort of way, he smiled inwardly as he placed his order: a cup of grog, and a mug of beer. The grog to warm up his chilled bones, and the beer, to make the serving wench a little more pleasant to look at, she wasn't that bad, perhaps about six or so beers, he reasoned.