theM.A.dDogge

twisting my muostache...MUhahahahMUhahaha...my plan is working puurrrfectly.... Wait...WHAT???....darn you Red Jess...i wouldof gotten away with it too...if it wasnt for those pesky kids and that dog of theirs.... (picturing Red Jess in a Purple Mini and Mission in a White Sweater with a scarf).....

is it still too late to sacrifise "Animal"..???? i just picked up a new book... ...and there were some new things i was wantin to try!!! still sendin good thoughts...(course sacrificin' Animal WAS my good thought )....fer the waitin part...i hate wait

You really should have done this. I love the expressions on other peoples faces when I do stuff like that. Not many people notice, but those who do...priceless. sure you laugh....had a state trooper pull me over for speeding while heading to an event...saw in the back of the truck...a very large duffle bag...with "hair" sticking out...next to an axe. had plenty of time to explain....sitting on the curb...with all my gear being pulled out...awaitting back-up....shheeeesh

HAPPY BURTHUNDAY to ya lassie...in your honor...i took the day off...and will be dryinkin the rest of the day....just for you.... whats your favorite drynk??

i thoight it was ...dont drink the water??....now no salt either...shheesh so...yellowbeard was right...???...with a little girl selling a lump of...of...ewwwww hey got a good idea for a new character!?!? good find bo.

since i caint figure out how to git me canvas down there...let alone me carcass...just put me down for....a 6X3 patch of dirt...or coral as it may be....where i might rest me head...

lookin good....er.....i mean that in the most manliest way possible... where did ya get the fabric?...was lookin for somethin similar for a while

dear leigh, please put me down for one of the cooks for the Dinner, seems my schedule has just been freed up...

yes,yes,yes.....a lot of work has to be done afore time to make this all look easy and spontaneous...as well i know. but yet....with all the camaras there, if there was nothing to see...nothing to look at...twould be all in vain, would it not?? dont be jealous.....tis hell bein the pretty one, but if its a mantle i must wear, then wear it well i shall....

'course...you realize...that to un-horse me from the throne....one would have to be...more Pyraty, more Egotisc,more Pompas and more Deserving than i ...to be throne from the ship..... i ask you...is anyone more deserving than i to walk the plank??... ...wait.... ...hold that...i meant... oh just forget it...

according to Siggy Freud.....its only the EGO and the SUPER-EGO...that desperately controls the ID....!?!?! !?!? believe me...you do NOT want my EGO nor SUPER-EGO to loose their allready strained grip of the ID......

no need...the wife is allready threatin that herslf....ooff

yeah...i can see why many wouldnt want the likes of me to participate....if memory serves.....hhhhmmmm.... the first year we participated we only got national attention thru the papers from tallahassee to california..... a producer saw that Front page and subsequent video of the sword fight off the plank.... created a whole pilot around the Regining Champion and Contest....to base a new show off of..... And 2nd year we participated.....not only was the Pilot filmed.....but got on the "GOOD MORNING AMERICA" show...where (yours truly and others) were shown ...durring the contest.... yeah.....i can see why noone would want the likes of me to participate.....

heres 2 sites that sell it...also may have local venders http://www.milkpaint.com/ http://www.realmilkpaint.com/ heres one recipe...but others out there..... * 1 Quart skim milk (room temperature) * 1 Once of hydrated lime by weight (Available at building centers. Do not use quick lime, as it will react with the water and heat up. Hydrated lime has been soaked in water then dried.) * 1 to 2 1/2 pounds of chalk may also be added as a filler. Stir in enough skim milk to hydrated lime to make a cream. Add balance of skim milk. Now add sufficient amount of powder pigment to desired color and consistency (Pigment powder must be limeproof). Stir in well for a few minutes before using. For best results continue to stir throughout use. Apply milk paint with a cheap natural bristle brush. Allow project to dry sufficiently before applying next coat. Extra paint may be kept for several days in the refrigerator, until the milk sours. Double or triple the recipe for paint. Allow to dry thoroughly 3-4 hours before use. For extra protection, give paint a coat of oil finish or sealer. Color may change - test in inconspicuous area.

milk paint is extremely easy to use...just paint about everything with it...several recipes out there...as well as venders...try local woodworkin shops

i never said...i couldn't be paid off....

yep...you can have the use of my wall tent...all you gotta do is...come and get it.... OH...i grab my lean to/A frame also....and all my poles for both...and my sea chest.... and arrive to PiP with em all....and you can use it the whole time for free!!!! no really...come get it...

thats exactly what mine looks like..... ...under all the milk paint....and under all the .... ahhhh...who am i kidding....... ...number #342...reasons i hate you

ohhhhh...HB means HAPPY BIRTHDAY....was thinkin...Hell Bound...and i thoughts to meself....thats not very nice....probably accurate...but not very nice... Happy Burthinday ole Silas, ya thatcher you,...make the wife and kids treat ya like a KING!!...at least for today.. and dont open any strange CD/DVD's anyone might be handin to ya...and dont open em up at work either!!!....just sayin....

HA!!!....we know thats true...and i havent even tried his!!!....or mine for that matter....got to start gettin the first instead of the last!?!? in that case...i accept...put me down for a cobbler or two

uhm...ah...i WOULD say put me down for a M.A.d'Dogges in-famous Cobbler...but will not be brangin any cast iron down wit me...and SOMEONE fergot to grab me cookin gear when last we met.....

ahhhh.....SOME of us were expected at the AWARDS CEREMONY after the PLANK (past 2 years in a row)...ehem......awful long distance to run...from plank..to camp...back to the awards....back to camp...with no means of transportation...(hard pressed to find rides when ya need them)... .....i will most likely (win or lose)...be a no show...again....

put me down...for Fencing...( or the art of clmbing fences!!)....

happy burthinday dear cheecky....whens your sisters??...tis close is it not??