BLACK JACK SHALAQ

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:angry: ROTTEN , GREEZY, GRIMY, BUZZARD GUTS!......with da feathers on...........Geeez whata stupid thread....PATTY OL" MATE! flog the kurd who came up wit this !!!! STILL A BUNCH OF SLACK JAWED PANTY WAISTS AROUND HERE!!!! BPLGHHHHHH!

:angry: ...HEE HEE n' HAR HAR....SNICKER atta boy pat!

...TA YOU SWABS ME NAME IS "SIR"! AND YA BETTER BARK IT OUT WHEN YA SEZ IT TOO!!! ..........Patrick kin call me..."Full of s***"!

........SNICKER, SNICKER.....YOU KILL ME PAT! oh...um...

I BE PURTIE MUCH A FAN OF ALL SEVEN ACTUALLY. SO, WHAT OF IT?

WELL. THE ONLY THOUGHT THAT COMES TO MIND AT THE PRESENT IS....PLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBPPPPHHHHHT!

........SIGH.........APPARENTLY THIS SITE STILL HAS TOO MUCH BUBBLE GUM AND COTTON CANDY IN IT! IT USE TO BE AN AWESOME CUT THROAT AND IN YER FACE PLACE!...............sigh................. OH WELL. I GUESS I'LL BE SHOVIN' OFF AGAIN. I'LL BE MAKIN' PORT FROM TIME TO TIME TO SEE IF THIS PLACE GREW A HAIRY PAIR OR NOT. BJS

Well Lad, Ya got da right idea! And take it from ol' Black Jack, Hang overs do pass in due course! BJS

NOW DATS A FACT OF TRUTH PAT OL' MATE! OL' BLACK JACK WILL PROBABLY MISS ALL DA MODERN MEDICAL WONDERS DAT CLEARS MY ROT n' BURNIN' DRIPS (if ya knows what I means). mercury n' a pewter syringe just ain't my cup o tea....

ATTA BOY PAT!

read? ARE YOU OUTTA YER BRAIN PAN? THE SUMMER IS FER PILLAGIN' n' PLUNDERIN'!!!! IT'S A LONG COLD WINTER IN DRY DOCK! YA BEST BE OUT THAR MAKIN' A CROOKED LIVIN' BUSTER! ya wuss!

HEAR TO YA BARNICAL INFESTED, RUDDER ROTTED, SLIME SUCKIN'BILGE BUCKET! YA SHOULD BE DOWN RIGHT BELLY CRAWLIN' ASHAMED OF YERSELF MISTER! AN UNGUARDED SHIP JUST ACHIN' TA BE TAKEN!..........geeeeez..ya wuss!

I EITHER WANNA FIGHT OR FU**. AND I DON'T CARE WHICH! WHAT OF IT?

SNOW! TONS &TONS & TONS OF THE CRAP!