Well I be probaly corrupt in one way and as for the tale heres how it goes:
It be the fifth day of me perilless jounney when on the port side i begin to see a strange fog building up in the distance.
Now at first i thought nothing of it as I had seen many a fog storm but this one was strange in its own right for it moved towards me leaving nothing infront or behind.
I peered under the water and to my shock I saw the KRAKEN.
It was 500 feet long and 250 foot wide.
instead of warning my shipmates I took the only life boat and sailed away as I saw my shipmates be devoured by the beast.
Indead I should have warned my mates but then again I did get away with all the booty.
There be my tale.
Every word is true and prestine down to the last letter.
Pirates promise