Zero Eyed Bart

Might there be a linkie hotlist to all the most fine wenches here at Pyracy?

heh heh

this be some fine discobambulating

Sour ram testicles dipped well in sour and sour chilly sauce...

I did I ever tell you the time when we had taken a ship off the shore of Havana. IT was laden with booty..., tobacco, spanish eights, ram testicles, and the governers daughter.

Then we hit a blighter a week later!

The gold went overboard, and then the governers daughter went overboard, and then we tossed the weed, but we never did dare toss the testicles!

Never again shall I eat Turkish delight!

In fact I am renaming it "Freedom Delight!"

Toothpaste is the answer to all

I've got this little rash on my cutlass elbow...

do you think?

never mind...

@Buxom

Can you drink the rum and coke afterwords? '

nevermind, I'll try it

@Kass

so's how do we get the glint back in:

88.5% copper

6.0% zinc

3.5% manganese

2% nickel

is what I'm after...

maybe I won't be trying that sacajawea style rum and coke after all

Lost in a vast ocean and searching for something to cling to?

That happens nearly every morning to me. But you are right, this morning was an especially discombobabalating experience.

Does anyone know how to spell discobambulating?

I love them little gold coins. They're glint makes me want to stack them in piles and count them over and over and over again. Then I want to form a big pile and just roll around in them, sprinkling little sacajaweas over me body.

but they've been getting dull.

does anybody know how to put the glint back in a gold dollar?

Where the women are oh so fine, and the fruit is sitting around in piles, awaiting your hungry desire. And the water is warm...

I was sitting in a deck chair once, and I heard a scampering amidst the trees. Monkeys! I thought. How I do enjoy watching those little greedy humans.

I eagerly awaited the sighting. And then I saw....

a squirrel

how not interesting.

Share your stories of this magical country...

Mussels.

I'll tell you, if you're wanting to sharpen up your wits you can do no better than Mussels.

IS there a server here? I'd like something licoricey please. With cream, and ice.

I'm preparing to cross the ocean in search of my darling lass.... Are there any would join me?