Winston

Rather unethical.... but then again....

thats why I can't be a Hypnotist

Because I would be in jail

Podcast for the TV show LOST

Hypnotist huh...

Guess the boss doesn't have a hard time talking people into staying late.

bummer

dingaling

Still the best game of all times...

Gizmo

This is the best game of all times!

Pirates!

The Goonies

smiling at me

"Your my boy Blue!!"

"If you kill 'em, they won't learn nuthin'"...

aye.....but if I DO kill them.....I don't have to take the time to teach them and I can go take their ship

Goes and hides phil's goat

Looks around

"What?"

aye....very religious.

Old Winston wouldn't do anythin that goes agains the book ever

Nice Cannon

starts getting the ropes...

Winston, lesbians = plural.

Good point!!!

our jaws hit the ground as soon as she headed out...

Whoa - quiet little Dusi revs up her engines...

MY turn to get the popcorn and sit back...

Screw sitting back, dip me and chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!!!!!

alright....but I'm next!!!

I live in a rich neighborhood what can I say....

I tried Cabana boy but trust me BAD IDEA!!!

Ditto

Easy as anything can be!!

Step One: Win the Lottery.

This shouldn't be to hard I mean what are the odds anyway?

Step Two: Take your millions and find a ship building company.

This you might have to google.

Step Three: Hire them to make the ship.

Or why did you google it?

Step Four: Pay them.

They can get mean.

Step Five: Learn How to sail it and go have yourself a pirates life!!

someone left a torch in the powerder hold!!!......When???

I forgot I also mow lawns for 10 bucks an hour.

oh man!

thanks for that one bud!