ChrisCorbett

Does it matter where he really is?

His Royal Pimpness

^ Me and a flagon of rum

<doesn't have enough rum

V what's your favorite rum?

money

Seinfeld

Isn't it obvious who the transvestite is?

^Dubloons

< once trimmed my mustache with fire

V what is the meaning of life?

anti-matter

doctor

^a free bottle in front of me

<should be working on some chainmaile

V Rum or Whiskey?

I just got a letter from them.

I asked if coming dressed as pirates would be ok with them

and they said:

"Of course ye can! An I be doubtin' you'll be alone.

We hopes to be open by end o August, but check the site fer updates."

Still don't know if they're garb friendly, but they've updated the website!

Lemme get a shot of whisktey a shot of rume and a short of whiskeyt in that order, oh, wait, i jsut had that, so i'm feelinhg good right now

i'm moving to a new state, so that means new tags so its time to PERSONALIZE!!! I'll use the top 3 choices.

I work for the Transportation Security Administration as a Baggage Officer. In other words, i root around in the nation's checked baggage

when asked who left a torch burning in the powder hold, i knew twas not I

can't say as they's not open yet, i'm going to try to find out if it is a garb friendly establishment

Just thought y'all might like to know

Piratz Tavern

^tombstone

<is a jack of all trades, master of none

V do you have a period hobby?

purple

wrong on so many levels, but funny.

PUB SING

JOINT!?! Not in the powder room mate!

Junior

Mustachioed