SeaWolf_Bjärn

I got two pairs from Walmart for like 5 dollars, but then, Im not in America. That was Canada.

Shores of Vinland-Doomsword, its all about pirates born to sail the seas. Hail to the Hammer-Týr Ten Wild Dogs-Týr Land of Ice-Running Wild Uuvu Oravan Luu-Tenhi Seawolf-Bathory The Immigrant Song-Led Zeppelin

Välkommen Jack Ragnar! Ragnar, maybe a bit of skandinavian blood in ye?

"Ah, lady, I was not shocked so much by your attempt to trick me as how lovely your skin feels against mine aye!" Bjärn says, a mischeivious look in his glacier blue eyes.

Bjärn reaches down with one large pale hand and gives a rough pat on the cat's head and shoulders.

"Ah, mead is good enough for me. It can lend great eloquence to a sea-plunderer's tongue or make a fool of him in a second flat! Mike seems the name of a nasty raider no?" Bjärn says to the random pirate. "Now, lets get drunk and wassail!" Bjärn raises his horn and hails a toast to pirates and sea-raiders all around. "My mouth is watering for a good plunder..its been a while."

Seawolf is the name given to us by those who have been unfortunate to cross our paths...or be plundered and pillaged by us as the case is.

Bjärn looks over and watches Foxmorton absentmindedly as she commits her piratey deeds! 'I like the cut of this woman' he says to himself. "She reminds me of the women back on my homeshores!"

The only viking wearing horns is the one from the Capital One commercials! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/Rai...ing_capitol.jpg They are more along the lines of this variety: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/Rai...Sweolandman.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v167/Rai...nd_mercenar.jpg

That is why I said...this is between pirates and vikings...not stereotypes! Mjölnir striketh thee!

How is it viking vs. pirate when the name means the same? Now, if we were to say, 8th century norseman vs. stereotypical pirate, then it would be a legitimate opposition. Aye jag här heard of Running Wild. Land of Ice is particularly catchy! *Looks at gun in emoticon and wonders how one would use such a peculiar machine when a perfectly good iron brand is at hand* Ah, what fine looking women we have here!

It is said as BYarn. J makes a ya sound like the letter y. Many a sea-faring norsemen likes his thunder and lightning around his neck...the Hammer is the spirit of the north. Cold wintry desert that holds the northern lights! We bring with us the noble virtues and like cold winter blizzards, our dragon ships come to burn your village and go treasure hunting! Ah, I dont doubt I'll have some Screech in me when I get to Vinland in the summer.

My Hammer-Vinland Warriors(What IS this?) Viking Slayer-Cruachan

Hahey! Any metal is good metal, from heavy to death. Folk metal, progressive and viking. Metal with battles, plunder and nordic warhammers! Some of the ones I like: Bathory Ásmegin Korpiklaani Bloodbath Cryptopsy Morbid Angel Thyrfing Moonsorrow Finntroll Månegarm Iron Maiden Opeth Skyforger Cruachan. For non metal I like: Tenhi Great Big Sea Garmarna Gjallarhorn *Manowar are special, they are so disgusting it makes you like them! Warriors of the World unite!* There is something so right about dancing an irish jig to a good grungy metal riff. Or a mosh pit becoming a polka pit!

Viking MEANS pirate, or 'sea raider' in the old tongue mind you mate before you capitalize "pirate" there. You forget, every norse sea plunderer carries his hunting knife in his belt, by his purse. The Hammer of the North cannot be defeated, he and his ulfhednir. Somebody be settin us up the bomb, I caught that one! What metal are you liking noble guðwine? I say as I flip the mass of long blonde hair out of my face.