Capt'n Floria

A bear, wolf and a chicken were sat on a hill, trying to decide who was the scariest.

The bear said "Everytime i roar the forest quakes."

The lion said "Every time i roar the whole savanna trembles."

The chicken said "Everytime i cough the whole f***ing world shits itself."

i've been doing recurve archery for 3 years and have now started longbow

I got Baroness Crazy Whiskers.

I'm really laughing over some of the other ones. Floria yours is hilarious!

<chuckles and bows>

given name - Princess Bushkisser

pyrate name - Colonel Curlyarse

Absolutley wide awake and worrying what to tell my friend when i haven't finished her birthday picture :/

Greetings <inclines her head and gives the newcomer a rather furry hug> Honey mead if ye' will Ray <grins> Enjoy ye'stay here!

<chuckles at the muttering Barber-Surgeon through pointed teeth> Welcome to t'pub! <gives the newcomer a friendly pouncehug> Honey mead if anyones buying

Hmm..proably the stupidest suggestion ever but have a similar version in the UK, a touring festival.

being in the UK has its disadvantages

hm..I tend to always be dreaming, whether it be when im asleep or awake. Tends to give me inspirations or excellent picture ideas.

My latest dream kinda scared me out. I was a Drum Shire Unicorn (my theriotype) and my friend from school (a clydesdale mare) was with me. Shots rang out and we were running through heavy mud. I got hit and then i woke up. Then at school today i was with her, and someone fired a race-starting gun (we were in PE). We both freaked as i'd told her about it. Mmmm..another reason why i've started a dream diary

But otherwise i cope with nightmares/dreams/coincidences well.

i now have a mate! <hugs Kj> i couldn't be happier

F - people totally adore you

L - you have a nice ass ;-)

O - you love foreplay

R - you are very hot and sexy

I - love is something you deeply believe in

A - damn good in bed

hmm, maybe in my next life Although i do believe deeply i love so it isn't entirely against me

Floria purrs at the pat, ears flicking sligtly. A clatter of feet, someone tripping over and another person landing on her, she eeped and mrowled loudly. Seeing the grog go flying, she ducked under the stool, watching it proably hit someone in the face. "Dive dive dive!

Multitasking - talking to my mate, sketching something, updating my journal, trying to stay above frozen and drinking Pepsi. (yes, Pepsi at 6am)

^ has quite possibly the funniest collection of witty slogans in his signature

welcome

Floria bows, before perching on the seat in the corner. Turning to the bartender she growled something. "Honey mead if you will..." Raising her voice to be heard, she continued.. "And anything for the newcomer!

i am an avid collector of anything relating to Therianthropy, furry and Draconity. aye, seeings as i am a dragon in that sense its fitting.

Enjoy.

15> "I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest."

14> "You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye

out for!"

13> "Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?"

12> "Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber."

11> "See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate

attachments, Baby."

10> "WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!"

9> "Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on

raisin' tonight."

8> "Do ya mind if the parrot watches?"

7> "Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?"

6> "Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to

be boarded."

5> "So you're the new cabin boy, eh?"

4> "Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked

product activation?" (software pirates only)

3> "Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?"

2> "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?"

and the Number 1 Pirate Pick-Up Line...

1> "Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it

appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!"

Arright, now iffn I can have two mate hold the seaman's arms, an' a pair o' ye stouter lads across his legs, I'll get started on the dissection yer all wantin' ta see...erm...'Wha ye mean "Not THAT Manner o' Dissection!'?!?!

Arr matey, who be the one t'knock him out so he don't feel a thing? Can i see? Floria pads over and looks over the barber-surgeons shoulder

i've heard a few people say that im full o' pirate pride once or twice.

Mainly at archery recently, cause whenever its a 'fun shoot' i come in my basic pirate attire (not corsets or dresses, they're a hell of a pig to shoot in )

I have at least 4 boxes of costumes ranging from celtic to vicorian, although its mostly piratical

And the most memerable, on the last day of primary me and at least 6 of my friends went a' sailing in the playground. Yes, very good seeing as how our teacher had built us a wooden pirate boat just fer the occasion And at talk like a pirate almost 24/7

now, all i gotta do now is the same in Secondary!

i got.. Iron Mary

Charlotte! please don't do that <.< maybe asking ye t'join was a bad idea. I'll see you at break y'savvy!

just don't offend anyone here or they might pul a cutlass or two on ye.

go the UK! where am i on there?

^ Here's a cookie, luv! 

eeee! <hugs Mad Matt and accepts said cookie>

i never welcomed you >.> my memory must be going.

anyway...

Floria notices the newcomer, grins and pouncehugs him. Such a friendly ball o' fur. "Welcome t'the pub! Tail flicks behind her as she bows.

Aye, pouncehugs. An amazing invention of the furry fandom. Here's to ye