How about one of the following:
"To the mast nail our flag it is dark as the grave,
Or the death which it bears while it sweeps o'er the wave."
"It shall never be lowered, the black flag we bear."
"O'er the race that I loathe, to the battle I love."
That was pretty funny... Too bad SNL is going down hill... The guests are boring and the skits are rushed.
But anything about pirates will do it for me! GARRR!