PalmyraPyrate

Which part of New York are you from Mimi?

God, I am so with you, man! My girlfriend of a year dumped me and left town without even saying goodbye. We shared so many great times together... stolen glances in the library, sharing our inner most dreams... our hearts were one. Then the little B**** left me when her parents moved about of the school district. I didn't fall in love again until 4th grade.... Where are you Joletta Cutler? I still love you!!!! (Shedding a tear)

-- Hurricane

I almost choked on my coke. Don't do that.

Pots and pans. I've been playing them since I was 2.

Valentines Day is coming up. I need one.

Where do I put my clean clothes?

sad doesn't even get close. Not that I believe in made up holidays to sell greeting cards so the card companies can have a decent income year round or anything but hey Rummy'll tell you as often as she can (for the rest of my life)I turned on the tv a whole lot more than I did her...... Can we call a truce here? I mean I can't get much lower than you've taken me seing as how you met this very nice and romantic candle lighting harley riding man you went looking for and two weeks after you two meet he asks you to marry him and you dont even call me and say what do you think? its like two and a half years with me were a post to tie your reigns on? fine! I suck I know it you know it and the whole world knows it just please stop posting all that you can to rub my nose in your good fortune PLEASE. I personally don't care for you any more.

How does she make you read her posts?

My girlfriend surprises me every year with a "fantasy" evening. It isn't safe to explain it here.