bailang

I didn't like it that was one of those things you have to be drunk to hear and like

I will keep her in my prayers and i wish her luck, comfort, and the grace of God

I'll give an ARRRMEN ter dat

tis to hot here also but the craftmanship looks very good to bad i'm allergig to wool

I's thought it twas kinda funny and corny at the same time but it had pirates which made it better

aye indeed bravo I's wish i could do somethin likes that but i wouldnt know where to go to start.

That be pretty funny an fun ter watch.

very sexy says I almost Purrrfect.

wasnt that from one of them American Pies. i's believe the first one.

I'll give an armen to dat.

I now ave a new respect fer milk.

I posted too and there isn't many in georgia either.

I's met Shipwreck John mostly because i work wit em.

me username is simple it be de first four letters of me last name BAIL and the first three letters of me wife's name ANG pretty simple and a little corny I suppose but it works

i's be a clean shaven sort since me wife nor me job likes facial hair. and me job don't like long hair or earrings either. buts i keeps me earring at least

me list only contained 4 items

1. Find the perfect woman fer me and get married. already did

2. Become a father -- thats about to happen, me baby be born around june 1

3. Be a great dad and husband that will take a great deal of effort and time not to mention patience

4. and finally to learn as much about pirates as possible that will probably never be checked of me list

i'm a furniture sales/recieving/stock/cashiering associate at an office supply store.

I's tried it once but it dint goes wit me beer very good.

I'm all for the 'when it happens, you'll know'.

One thing that my mother always says, something I find annoying but is an interesting point, is that it could be someone you already know - it's just not the right time yet.

thats be the bloody truth as was me case I's knew me wife fer 6 years before any kind a relationship happened

A couple o' sea farin' lads are sittin' in a pub, havin' a few pints, tellin' yarns to each other about their time at sea...

In walks a man with an eyepatch, a hook and a peg leg.

He bellys up to the bar and sit next to these two lads.

Curiosity gets the best o' them, so one o' them leans o'er n' asks,

"Oy Mate, 'ow'd ye get the pine drumstick?"

The old salt looks them up an' down with his one eye,

"Oh, this 'ere wooden leg? Well we was out in a gale an' the mizzen boom parted wi' the mast an' crushed me leg..."

Th' two lads nod, "'Ere's ta yer leg!" and they all down a pint.

a short while later the other lad leans o'er an asks,

"So, wot 'appened ta yer 'and?"

An' the old salt loks 'em up 'n down again an' proudly says,

"We was bein' boarded, an' before I's able ta run thru me opponent, 'e chopped me 'and off, but 'e's dead, n' I's still 'ere..."

Again the lads nod in approval, "To yer 'and!" and they all down a pint.

Again a short time passes and the lads curiosity get the best o' them, one o' them leans o'er an' asks,

"Right, then, Wot 'appened ta yer peeper?"

And again the old salt looks 'em up n' down, then sheepihly says,

"Oh tha', me eye..... well..... a seagull pooped in it...."

The two lads look at him, then at each other, then exclaim,

" A seagull pooped in yer eye?"

The old salt, turnin' red suddenly blurts out,

"Well, it were me first day wi' th' hook....."

Slainte!

ouch

i's have been wonderin whats the names fer alls those things fer awhiles and i's be thankin ye fer postin this info.

thats be a weird one. I's never knew dat wa possible

mostly it is Guns And Roses and then country kinda weird huh.