Aunty Maim

I work for a licensing/manufacturing/distribution company. We make stickers, patches, magnets, etc. for bands, movies and various pop culture... thingies.

"The weirdest thing just happened to me."

"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"

"No..."

"Why, am I the only one who has that dream?"

As Good As It Gets

73 pages be a lot to look over (especially when I'm s'posed to be workin') so fergive me if I repeat one o' you lot.

"Ah man, how are you gonna get em back down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"

"The Corsican Brothers".

Snakes

Heh, me favorite names were:

Big Footed Prudence

Hairy Dog-watch Cora

Pudding Breath Rachel

Ugly Eye Liz and the oh so lurvly

Dog Faced Mary