Capt. Sterling

That's not fair, Captain! It wasn't until I got your letter (aka email) that you were in the middle of a horrid master-mind scheme of your dog trying to take over the ship! I had no clue about what was going until you refused my attentions. My word, Sir. First your foot then your arms. Looks like the dog is winner thus far! The dog had nothing to do with my foot... at least not that I know of... see ye never pay attention

cranberry sauce... and Abraham Lincoln...

150 pound Golden Retriever of all things... with an attitude... he hit me in the back of the knees just right... sorry no pic

Oh sorry to hear that... and here ye be runnin around pampering me... go lay down and rest yerself...

Aye... big hugs from the snotties.... **cocks a brow** hmmmmm

pilgrim

So when are ye coming for a visit and what events are you attending?? Thanks for yer thoughtfulness...

Gene Autry

Trigger

and only white wine....**sigh**

kiddie cocktail (although I would never allow a real child to drink one...grin)

editing... for them that find it offensive... my apologies

Like this fellow, rather clever what? Many thanks, now if I could just get my bloody hands to my mouth the noggin would work just fine...

get ice, remove splint... see stars... rather nice effect after last night's lunar eclipse....why do they never give you pain meds? just dump em all in the tub, Lady...grin

Evil Peaches

Now that would be nice... sea salts, no bubbles thank you made call... said to remove splint and ice em... swollen as hell....

Thank ye Darling! Actually don't know if I could handle that massage now...everything is starting to hurt... came home for the day...was wasting my time and the school's money being at work...my fingers are turning green??

if Pat had the time to draw charactures at events of the attendees, he'd mostly be able to pay for most of his tavel costs...his one of Rats was spot on!!!

I do have the snotties for that and they have been a great help...and all ye lovely ladies...the mistress on the other hand... "Oh Johnny you've been hurt! What happened?" Me going through entire explanation to then hear... "What? What was that?" from Mistress who is far too distracted by two other men of her acquaintance that all she talks about is kidnapping them and holding them for ransom.. Is that what courtesans call wanting to have sex with someone else now a days??

Please add Josiah Symms, Capt's steward and Croaker, surgeon to the Archangel crewe

Aye...got that lovely "Weren't you just here last week for a broken foot?" from the nurse... good thing about that is that it was broken years ago, just never healed...and obviously that in itself doesn't bother me... the pain was caused either by tendinitis or gout...ahem... The crewe is not the problem...**can't believe he's saying this** tis the dogs and the damn high heeled shoes...

hmmm this i can do...snigger...thank you lady b and briar

hmmmm **scratching stubble on chin** Ye may have a very valid point here, Capt. Jim... Honestly I don't want to be seen on a web cam period... public is one thing...but not every second of every day...

WHILE I AM WAITING.... ahem... I will have bowl of soup and someone to work the spoon....thank ye.

Welcome to the pub! Grand folks here...enjoy yerself! Port for me...thank ye.