oderlesseye

GULP...

What BIG TEASE !

A slight squeek from the floor is heard as Oderlesseye reaches and catches the fyne pewter tankard with much care as to not allow a drop to hit the ole wooden planks . Ogooling the rubies -n- saphires embedded in the tankard Eyes Thrusts the LiL treasure into the ayer and joins in the toast feeling very Honored ... Drink up me hearties yo HO ! The Rum is indeed smooth as Red Cat Jennys voice is as she converses wit Jacky Tar. Oderlesseye ask Them whares the rest of the plunder and ifen ye has the storie as to how ye came about posession. Ayeh Jacky Tar do ye have the Map ? Is Fruit cake island on it? Perhaps thats where the Sheep reside Ayeh?

Nothin like "rolling seas"!

Oderlesseye abates the fruit cake in platic bags like asbestos and rolls a barrel ol'e Rum with his foot over in the direction Red Cat Jenny and the back of Jacky Tars bar stool. Tyme to roll wit the Good tymes says EYE!

The Wife and EYe has decided to get midevil and flee to Scotland for a spell... Perhaps in three years anyway Saving dabloooms and getting the passports inorder for now....

OMG! PYRATES -R- US This is something I wanna do for my roll up door.. Killer job on the deck of ye galley mate! Thank you all for your kind comments and suggestions.

MArroned with fruit cake.....

Oderlesseye takes the pie outta CrazyCholeBlacks hand when she looked back at Red Cat Jenny and wit his cutlass slices the pie in even helpings for all. Takes a piece and applies the whip cream in little swirls. Smelling the pumkin aroma ,eye thank ye CrazyCholeBlack for the "piece offerin" and hand back the rest of the pie.. Nothing like gettin desert outta the way before the main course !

Rumba Rue, Kass, Patrick Hand, Captain Sterling, Cheeky Actress, Fancy, Shipwreck John, BlackJohn, Christine, Red Cat Jenny, Black Hearted Pearl, Iron Bess, Jessie K., Pirate Phil, Piratesse, Aurore Deveraux, William Red Wake, Dorian Lasseter, Captain Siren, Foxe, Kendra, Rogue Mermaid, Charity, etc, et al. Order means nothing. I'll add Oderlesseye!

Oderlesseyes mouth begins to water at the smell of all the grub in the pub and single out the pumkin pie CrazycholeBlack has in sight but just out of reach.. Oderless lunges for it ..sand spills on to the floor. CrazyCholeBlack pulls back keeping the pie jest out of reach... Same time the monk comes in and has his nose in the aiy.. snootilly preparing himself to pray over the holiday meal.. OOOUuuummmmm....

Oderlesseye Feast on a drum stick he wrangled from the sheeps quartermaster.. Enters the pub niosly and see Red Cat Jenny,Jacky Tar,False Ransom, doing Thankgiving decor galor! Eyes Muses at the inflatable Prilgrim.. and picks up the Period control for the boob tube tto whatch the Buckaneers games. The volume is loud wit cheer... Eye take nother bite me turkey leg and chews wit tru grit,, Sand still falling out of my tilted tricorn from and earlier plunder party. Hey guys wheres the pumkin pie ?

Overtime and credit card was my antidote of the fix yar havin.. We will always have bills of demand... But ye want it now It's what I had to do.... then again allow it to be fun and not a chore of having to "get it done." Look At What you want and treat it as a hobby... In tyme you'll have the space of envy and appreciation for Pyrates. post some pics.

Red Cat Jenny ... Yar Adventure awiats ye and boy what a life transformational event ..shall it be sharlie! The movie "White Squall" came to me mind readin of yar dreamin.. I wish ye safe sailin ! Now that Iv'e gazed at the web site... I have remorse for a lost twenty years of not payin attention..

Seemed like a movie wit the porn edited out of it.. Get somethin else!

eYE bE HERE FER THE PLUNDERIN AS WELL ME SHEPPY mATE.... pERHAPS YE HAS sOME rUM aEGH? oDERLesSEyE wELCoMES yE Mr. Scrounger... oH EyeS kNoWs OF a fRENCH PiraTE nAMED "dA BuZZaRD" Ye rEMinDs mE oF 'eM...

Ahoy yar Scallywagin bilgerat... Welcome To this eerr Pub.. Many a fyne PYrate about.... Eyes see ye has increased the rank of fyne pyrates!

Eyes sees ya made it this way errr ... Well Sir... Welcome to da Pub..

Now that Red Cat Jenny has finnished Oderlesseyes breakfast " Wit a Kick" He collects the bucket of donations and bekons Ray to provide some fresh Cigars and Rum for the crew about the pub. Oderlesseye climbs aboard the sand Galeon and lights his cigar wit a deep draw and bellows smoke into the crowd.. Wit the now empty bucket Eyes takes up the last of the excess sand Ray had swept up earlier and dumps on the deck of the o'sand Galleon. Eyes quickly fasions a sheep forward of da mizzen mast and plops another cigar in its mouth. Take the Wax out his ears wit burnin wicks , The wax now runs down into his beard profussly. Swigggs nother Gulp o'Rum and enjoys the silence of the Tombstone; thanks to False Ransom

Oderlesseye now looks up from his plate and looks at Red Cat Jenny in tears un sure if da tears be from the Pancakes or Joaquins adding to the already thick air of the pub. Takes a swig of rum for the cure as he whatches the spectacle Joaquin Andamun is makin of himself though the window Ray has opened to give us some relief of fresh salty air.. Auhhh Jenny take a breath now !

Been there before Eye got married... Have ye thought about workin days and school at night? Tis the life choice I am presently in... Hang in there !

My 3~cents worth..... "All Significance is assighned" It All comes down to your belief system and the relationship to circumstances you are facing. I always thought dreaming to be "prossesing" of external events ..internally. Sleep well..

Mine is about No quarter will be given (RED)and the skull is to strike fear of death wit a sense of humor in the Eyes and smile The Oderlesseye caracature is the obnoxious rabble rouser Pyrate.

The Smell of pancakes waffting thru the thick tavern air, Oderlesseye put in some balls ol'e wax in his ears to dull the sound of the Tombstone and the snoring of Red Cat Jenny and CrazyCholeBlack. Eyes collects the Bucket from the middle of the floor and marvels at the likes of Inigo Montoya costume. Eyes wunders ifen the sheep are near by? Probably being counted by the Womens anyway.. Oderless takes his place at the bar and sits on a stool acrosss from Blue Mermaid hopin to score some that breakfast she had offered earlier. Eye know ye bein kindly in all but Hey can ye take the sting out them pancakes darlin?