Mad_Molly

Oooh, I remember reading about her, she was cool... personally my favorite pirate is Black Bart.

A snerk is a cross between a smirk and a snort, I think.

Let's see... my pornstar name is apparently Pumpkin Brannen. Odd.

Romance writer name is Elizabeth Los Ranchos. *snerk*

My pirate name is... White Nose Beth?! *giggle fit*

Using the second formula, I get... Miss Lincoln Elizabeth Belisetiger? Um... I'll stick with Mad Molly.

Mrs. Federline already has 3 rooms reserved for when she delivers her baby in the local hospital.

WTF? Are they expecting a baby of unusual size or something? Or is that for all the video cameras?

And, if you looking for Brittany. She be no where near the blue waters. She be looking for a house in my area of world, Scottsdale, Arizona. There goes the neighborhood.  

Uhg. Very sorry. You can always aquire a cannon and launch things at her house.

*squints and tilts head* Maybe you're right... or I could just be holding my arm weirdly... whichever. *shrugs*

Hmmm, that is something to think about...

Ireland and Scotland (Got to viset the lands of my forefathers, of course)

Jamacia (Pirate central! )

Italy

Greece

France

New Zealand

I want to say Austrailia, but I'm terrorfied of those monsterous fanged jumping spiders they've got down there O.O

While we're wishing, my life's greatest ambition is to get rich, buy a ship of some type, paint it black, hoist the pirate colors, and set off to whatever port is fashionable this year, there to thoroughly annoy the celebrities I don't like and attempt to comandeer their yahts. "Avast there, Brittany, ye slutty trollop! I'm taking this vessel in the name of ME!"

Heh. That would rock.

Yep, that'd be me.

I just had to post this, it is far to cool not to share...

My good buddy Allison, who is an amazing artist, was talked (or bullied) into drawing a series of pictures featuring various members of our "gang" as pirates. She is as good as her word, and to my immense delight, she chose to draw me as one of the first. I've been dieing to get drawn by this chick for ages, and she finally has, as a sword-toting, asskicking swashbuckler with a hook, no less! She even included my favorite hat! Anyway, check out the first two portraits of members of the crew of the Lusty Weasel. Or the Scurvy Lasses of the... Lust Weasels? We haven't been able to agree on our ship's name yet.

Captain Tish and Quartermaster Julia

Myself, the Boatswain

I did once use a pea-shooter to get an opposing skipper in the eye during a boat race... 

That's brilliantly devious.

Veggie Tails did it origionaly, Reliant K covered it. I guess it sorta makes sense, seeing as Reliant K is a Christian band and Veggie Tails is a Christian cartoon, so... yeah. Anyway, both versions rock my socks.

I happen to be good friends with two young ladies and one gentleman who make up a band called Herot. They're currently working on their own cd which will include many great songs (one of which I wrote the lyrics to, but that's another story) but their first and biggest hit (at least to me and their relitivly small fanbase) is called Rageing Hunk Of Man Pirate, a tribute to everyone's favorite swaggering seaman, Jack Sparrow. Unfortunately, I have now way to allow you all to listen to the song, but here are the hilarious lyrics, as well as a picture I drew of the two females of the band (Aaron, the basist, had yet to join when this was drawn), Tortuga Tish and Red Handed Julia.

Raging hunk of man pirate blow me down

I wanna get lost in your sea bound lovin'

With the beads in your hair and your dark eyes roveing

They're the only ocean that can make me drown

Steal my treasure

It gives me pleasure

The rum is not gone

The noose has been drawn

But I'm far from dead

Comandeering a ship with captain Jack

Pirating is just a fight for freedom

It makes me hot when we piss off the Navy

Now let me braid the hair on your back

Screw being courted

Prepare to be boarded

The rum is not gone

The noose has been drawn

But I'm far from dead

Proudly fly your flag above

Baby show me that horizon

Surrender to the pirate inside

And you can walk the plank for love

We'll be stylin'

On Tortuga Island

The rum is not gone

The noose has been drawn

But I'm far from dead

But I'm far from... dead...

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/11847177/

A couple of me.

Just curious to know if there are any other pirates in the great lone star state. The only events I know of that might attract such scurvy dogs would be the Scarborough Fair (alas, already past) or the big Texas Rennesance Festival (not untill October). Anyone know if there any other pirate events in these parts?I know we have a local SCA, but I don't know if there are any pirates in the group...

Oh, oops. *blushes* My apologies for cluttering up the wrong forum. I'll head over there straightaway.

I am also one of the newly single. *sigh* Last two boyfriends were a bit of a dissapointment. The first one grew possesive and controlling, the second, it became clear, believed he was actually a vampire. No jest.

As of now, I'm not even worried about finding Mr. Right. I just want Mr. Sane.

*cheers for Flogging Molly*

Sail away where no ball and chain

Can keep us from the roarin' waves

Together undivided but forever we'll be free!

So sail away aboard our rig

The moon is full and so are we

We're seven drunken pirates

We're the seven deadly sins! Yarr!

Just curious to know if there are any other pirates in the great lone star state. The only events I know of that might attract such scurvy dogs would be the Scarborough Fair (alas, already past) or the big Texas Rennesance Festival (not untill October). Anyone know if there any other pirate events in these parts?I know we have a local SCA, but I don't know if there are any pirates in the group...

Wow...

I'm always talking about how, once I become filthy rich, I'm going to build a castle complete with swimming pool moat and secret passage ways. And now, it's going to have at least one of these too.

Flogging Molly does at least two songs about pirates that I can think of, and Dropkick Murphys do several revamped versions of old Irish/Scottish songs I could defanently imagine pirates singing...