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Jake the SeaSnake

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  1. The Headscarf:

    Something I found in some plunder. When you look real close to it you will notice that it is printed with chickens! The reason this appealed to me is that my life was saved by chickens once, as I lived off their eggs for a week when I was ship wrecked after our crew was defeated by a Spanish frigate. I named the chickens Cherry and Mahogany and kept them as pets. Eventually Cherry was killed by some unknown varmint and Mahogany is deaf from cannon fire and does sign language with her claw. (And by the way that frigate got what was coming to them afterward)

  2. The Sword:

    It was a gift from the man who taught me how to swordfight. After my ship issued sword broke in the middle of a battle, I managed to defeat the attacker who I broke it on by hitting him with the pommel of the sword. Cutlass Adams saw this and glared at me. (not sure what he didn't like about that) So seeing how he acquired a new one that was better balanced from a pair of pirates he had just met, (along with a strange goldish pendant that was suppose to protect him from cannon failure) gave me his old one. He had once defeated 6 opponents with one swing, and that was the sword he did it with!

  3. 2 harleys, (one adorned with pirate skulls, guess which one is mine?) a riding lawn mower, a figurehead for a viking ship, a tiller for a race boat we made, 5 bicycles, a whole mess of tools, a refrigerator full of cold ones, and a small horse.

    Does the horse know how to open the fridge yet?

    Bo

    No, he knows how to open the feed bin just fine though in the rare moments he sneaks out, but I'm still trying to get him away from the harleys.

  4. 2 harleys, (one adorned with pirate skulls, guess which one is mine?) a riding lawn mower, a figurehead for a viking ship, a tiller for a race boat we made, 5 bicycles, a whole mess of tools, a refrigerator full of cold ones, and a small horse.

  5. LOL yeh we got stuck on the buoy rope on the turn before we let out our sail, we had it fixed so that when we got to the last leg (in which we had the wind to our backs) we could untie it and have the wind help us, and then too the rudder kinda confused my daughter so she accidentally steered us the wrong way off the start (due to lack of practice on our part) but once we were in the wind that sucker moved! even in the picture with the boat on the trailor the sail was still trying to push it, and it weighed like 500 pounds, and the weight of us made it too deep. so yeh, we lost but it was a heck of a good time for us and the kids, and we got on the front page of the city paper and they also interviewed me for the first time, in which they mentioned that I was talking in a matching accent (just my pirate accent)

  6. you have no idea how valuable that info you just gave is to me, but my question above still stands, as he was hung on a French island, (as far as I know) did they use the method of the french executioner hanging the other end? in the case of so many and the stage thing I would think not

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