Captain Jacob Badger

la vache!!!.....oh.....'the cow'!!...

Your usin' coconuts!!

G'd damn!!!....last time I posted it were on 25.........this is just naught workin' dude!!..........

Gossip....an' Pyracy lives.....in the modern myth......... lol

What are you doin' in England anyway??...

'Well I'll ask him.....but I think he already has one!!'

Awwww....thank 'e Clare......an' Foxe.....'twas just a lend mate.....I'll spark ye fer yer shillin's rent later mate....Hurrr hurrr

Grind.....Icons of Filth....

Bag puss............(a little rough around the edges........but Emily loved him...).

Bubble wrap!!.......

Met Foxe....int' fest' o' the sea......top bloke........stole his skiff....hurr hurrr.

'Pretty bubbles in the air'

poison apple!!

'Just whistle a happy toon'

Remember Foxe..........it be my skiff now!........but i'll let ye keep in fer the mo....as i've got nowhere t' park it.........yet!...hurrr hurrr!...... The fest was well cool man......tall ships galore!.....

Two by four..........oh, sorry.......7 of nine.........hubba hubba (but wot a plank)...

there is a shwoosh an' a thud.....as the the bosun hits the deck.....all ropes an' ties ship shape an' bristol fashion sah.....(salutes diego).......ifin ye pleases sah......I would liken t' be 'avin' a jar o' two afore I retires fer the evenin' .......also, I smells some grub below........so ifin me duties be over fer the day...... I shall be excused?........salutes again......wanders below..(slowly at first....then runs t' the galley).....starvin' I be aye......

wicked witch

er.......dwalfs?

burger king........(bleah!!)......

ARRR...Mr Wake......ye has me armourment in yer hands sah........an' I apologizes fer the tirskness in me voice........but a slack ship be a slow one mate.........all well an' good bein' 'armed t' the teeth' sah......but a ship needs a tight rig........ :) 'sheesh'.......now would ye look at that anchor!!..........(marches orf t' debarnicle the anchor chain)....

Well bless me barnicles!!.........none of ye have done a stroke o' work since ye came aboard!!..... ain't there no one aboard thats can pull a rope?.....mr wake.....here be me pistola an' cutlass.........I be keepin' me stores knife ifin ye pleases....Master diego, there be no inventory fer the stores!!....peeps are puttin' stuff all over the ship!.......there be one annoyed b'sun here sah!.....hows a man s'posed t'run a ship wi' this rabble!!.......tsk. PP sah.....ifin ye'd pleases.....can I be 'avin' a full list o' stores aboard?.....an' while we're at it sah.....hows about some souls t' tighten that riggin'.......'tis a shambles it be!!.........ye'll get no where on a slack sail sah!........MY GOD!!.....have ye seen this cable!!!!......what in Gods earth!!.........ye wants a job done.....do it yer self....unless ye finds someone o' a lower rank.......Mr Petee!!......tighten that cable swab.........NOW!!........pp......Naught fer me t' say sah.....but we be less than shipshape sah!.....with this breeze that be shadin'.....we might want t' tie orf sah?...wot say ye?

Brass monkeys...

Boatswain 'Badger' reportin' fer duty sah..........permission t' come aboard?.......those cables need tightenin' I's can see from here!........shall I stow me gear in the stores sah?.....

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