Captain Jacob Badger

Standin' stones

Fugees

S' a bit harsh ........ lime-stone

Aye sah....

DIEGO....Guinness nut

....I belives we be blowin the f*** outta some barrels at mo.....but we can talk s'manticks at another time......man yer gun sah.....

billy who?...dunno ......mabe.....naught bin there mesel'....just type in what ye want t' know on yer google or whatever........the interweb be a vast sea ....aye

Hmmmm....I'll think ye'll find sah, that 'quarters' be where ye sleep......an' 'quarter'...be mercy given t' those that surrender or be defeated....sah!.......an' that'll be BO'SUN!!....T' ye......(stern look)

The sea dogs....paddy west school o' seamanship.....or anything by the Dubliners....hurr hurr

t' quarter sah!!.....aye.....(do ye mean,'quarter'...as in mercy given...or 'quarter as in yer bunk sah?)

too quaters sah!!.....aye.......(there is a flurry o' men runnin' from below t' decks........).......c'mon ye scurvy dogs!!!....enemy t' larboard side......look lively!!!....(men run from here an' there).......Captain sah!....I belive guns are primed an' ready sah!.......(looks fer nod from petee).......all hands ready an' able sah!.........awaitin' yer command sah!...

Wot.....right now?......me comp' makin' funny grindin' noises............sure it's naught s'posed t' make that sounds!!!!......oh well....

died on someone else's vomit!!!......sorry....'tis the spinal tap way....er glam rock!¬!!

poop deck

Quater deck!!.....ah hah.....(s'ting pyrate based t' fall in wi' the guidelines...lol)

(shouts back up t' Mr Jack.)........just doin' me duty sah!........I shall pass yer approval t' the boys sah!....'tis a fine sail she be sportin' sah.....naught seen one so clean in many a day......... :angry:

RUGBY BALLS

Aristocracy

after puttin' the lads back t' duties I makes me way t' Mr. Lasseters place o' standin'.........'iffn there be 'no panic' as regards the visiters we be 'avin' sah......the ropes an' tack be ready fer installin' t' the barge sah......permission t' carry on sah?'...

A what-berk?......wassat then MJ?......

Arrr...the ultimate in 'roadie' mugage!!....top pic mate......

pelican brief

grumble.....Lassiter..late fer duties....grumble........got riggin' t do!.....grumble.....peeps naught well.......freashest water ever.......grumble.....naught worth the effort......grumble.........now strange peeps at our door!!....grumble

Take the deck sah!.....aye....until Mr. Lassiters return...aye.

Lucky heather