Roger the Red

Ahoy, Mistress Paisley- good to see Ya Postin' again... RtR

Ya Does Excellent Work, Sir. RtR

Mates, the more Ye Learn, the More Ye Learn there is to Learn-if Ye Takes My Meanin'. RtR

In days of Old when Nights Was Cold and Warmth did Pirates Desire They Used Tinderbox or Sparks From Flintlocks To Start Themselves a Fire RtR

Shuffle-board- -Retirement Home... RtR

Feeling strangely contented at the Moment-Just ate Dinner-Good Mac and Cheese, Dear, Thanks-Got a Law and Order on the Box whilst I'm Cruisin' the Pyracy Pub-readin' all Yer Posts-Things Seem Ok right now... RtR

They Are kinda Stoopid, Mary- Well, two out o' the Three-One's wearin' what looks like a Diaper, the Second Brandishin' a Blade with Her Frock Coat open and Nuthin' underneath-But the Third is Quite Nice, A Pistol in each Hand, Respectfully Garbed-Not that I Doesn't Like the Pyratica "Girly" Art and Such,Ya Knows... RtR

The Figures in the First Post of this Thread are by Conte Collectibles-and They Are Top Quality Pre- painted 56mm Metal Figures. At 2 to 2-1/2 inches tall, they are Twice the Size of Wargaming Figures.For Their Size, the Foundry Figures Are wonderfully Detailed. Osprey Books are excellent Guides for Modellers and Re-enactors-The Elite Series Features 3 Pirate-related Volumes: Elizabethan Sea Dogs-Pirates(17th C.) and Pirates and Privateers(18th C.) I got Several of the Conte sets off Ebay a While Back-It CAN be done... RtR

aye and i supose you had nothin to do wit dat at tall did ye Ya Know, Mary-I been Married So Long that Whenever a Woman Accuses Me o' Somethin' I Automatically Pleads Guilty...So, Aye, Mistress- I Be Zombie Mary's Father-and 'tis Proud of Me Undead Daughter I am. RtR

Ahoy,Red- Singapore also at one time had a Reputation as a Port of Exotic and Somewhat Sophisticated Sexual Debauchery-at Least From the Viewpoint of Occidental visitors in the Days of Old. I believe it is in this Spirit Captain Sparrow makes His Throwaway Remark- but, Then I Believe in Lots of Dumb things-True Love, Possibility of Peace on Earth-Crap Like That, Y'Know- Yer Olde Crewmate(And Pain in the Keester) RtR

First She Was Chaste And then She was Chased And Soon Was Her Chastity Laid to Waste RtR

Then there was that Whole" Turning into a Pirate Zombie' thing-I Mean, Really... RtR

Ye Means Ye Used to Be CHASTE, Methinks Merry- But then You was Out of the Running... RtR

bends to whisper in Merry's Ear " If Ye Chase Them, They'll Run-But if YOU run..." RtR

I calls Me Piratin' Clothes "Henry"-They don't seem to Mind... RtR