Well my rigging is cut, I am demasted, the rudder is shot away and your broadside has breached my hull Beneath the water line!
It is clear that I crossed a line and for that I apologize! It was my attempt to engage in lively conversation. Instead I have hurt people's feelings and brought up bad memories. For all this I apologize.
In my own defense, I said I hand sew my button holes because I do not know how to use a sewing machine. My bonnet is spun from the wool of Gary the ram (a friends 4H project).
Again, I apologize!