capt.deke slinger

SORRY Y'ALL

AINT GONNA MAKE THIS ONE EITHER

AINT HAD TO WORK A WEEKEND ALL SUMMER- NOW THIS ONE !!

WORK IS REALLY CRAMPIN MY PYRATITUDE

well thank ye kass- and of course, ye PA folks too.!

i drop in 'ere once in a while- don't think ive made yer acquaintance

( bows head, tips hat) pleasure, ma'am.

Black john- man, I would love to do that, when i stop making excuses i'll surely look ya up. I know from reading yer posts you are a serious player.

well now, i's jes goin to hafta make a showin and meets all ye fellow md'ers.

23rd looks good fer me.

I tryed it once for 24 years

like rummy said earlier, ya just hafta outgrow it...it's been 7years now quit. i have notyced a lot of anti pot commercials lately, portrying potheads as lazy couch potatoes and such, not true, when i used to smoke, i would......i mean i used to.....

omg the govt got this one right

when ya see old ladies on the news smokin' i dunno, i guess iffen you're dyin anyway..might as well do what ya need to do

joss stone-jet lag

yup, gettin a tad mushy in me old age

Ahoy ye bretheren of the Carolina coast! Any of ye be sailin' outta charleston? I'll be down on business over the next couple weeks and would like to tilt a few pints wit some new friends.

WELL, AS I SAID BEFORE, SOME PRETTY DEEP STUFF IN HERE!

I, AS I'M SURE ALL OF US KNOW SOME FAIRLY LOW CHARACTERS WITH REGARDS TO "SCORING". I WAS SIMPLY TRYING TO LET THESE LASSES KNOW THAT THERE ARE DOGS OUT THERE, THAT'S ALL.

HEY PHIL, I SEE THAT DOOR YOU WERE TALKIN ABOUT, I'M A HEADIN' THAT WAY

BTW, SHE WAS 16, I WAS 19, 23 YEARS LATER AND STILL GOIN' STRONG!

IKNOW, IKNOW, WHAT AM I DOIN' IN THE SINGLES BAR?

(refer to the "dog" comment)

But anyway, ladies, if you get involved with a married man, he is going to stay married to his wife no matter what he tells you, and you are, and this is harsh, nothing more than a "BOOTY CALL".

...it doesn't quite work out that way for everyone, Capt. Slinger...

no doubt, there are excepttions to just about everything :)

I'm sure there are honest cheaters out there

Hey Rogue, excuse me, Miss Mermaid, and all ye other strong drink lovers that do some homebrewin' .do a search, (i use dogpile.com) and look up Krupnikas. Its a lithuanian honey liqueur that is REALLY good.

main ingredient is grain alcohol, but mellowed out with honey ,ginger and other spices.

I'll have to check that out.

I've been attempting to make my own apple wine. It's supposed to be ready to drink but I think I'll let it sit a little longer. I tryed some a few days ago and the taste left something to be desired.

(Immediately after drinking it I desired to spit it into the sink )

yeah. i read somewhere else you posted you were making wine, there is an art to that. :)

this stuff though, even if it goes bad, it's still pretty good

wow. pretty heavy stuff in here.

BOYS ARE DUMB :)

my daughters have said that a few times over the years,21&20 they are. and you know what? seeing the games that are played and the effect it had on them, if i ever run into my first "love" girlfriend, I will apoligize for treating her the way i did. Heres a girl that adores you and you take advantage of that and make her cry on purpose....what the F#@K is that all about...boys are dumb!

But anyway, ladies, if you get involved with a married man, he is going to stay married to his wife no matter what he tells you, and you are, and this is harsh, nothing more than a "BOOTY CALL". Oh yeah, sometimes thats a good thing, but I'm just saying watch your heart!!

to put it pyratically, iffen ya's both had ta' walk de plank, he'd let you go first, then try to talk his way out of it after ye leaped!

Hey Rogue, excuse me, Miss Mermaid, and all ye other strong drink lovers that do some homebrewin' .do a search, (i use dogpile.com) and look up Krupnikas. Its a lithuanian honey liqueur that is REALLY good.

main ingredient is grain alcohol, but mellowed out with honey ,ginger and other spices.

Aye, Major, I be tankin' ya' fer yer reply. I posted my query 'fore I read the details( flips coin up onto bar) 'ere mate, fill yer tankard on me

twas beginnin ta think me home port mates didn't want ole Deke to be joinin' in.

I knew when I posted this that someone would say "me" but I didn't expect "rum"

I have recently got alot of comments on my behind, which I don't understand. I don't understand the appeal I guess. If I was a guy I think I'd look at her chest first, and a pretty face is always good.

Recently got alot of comments on yer behind....are you sure it was covered when you went to the store

I dunno how to explain it, but a womans butt, hips and waist, if proportioned correctly, is the most mouthwatering thddnwwx o xw,

sorry lemme try that agin, oh it's jes good !!!!

J-LO and up in size, marilyn monroe in shape... ok gotta go

anything goin on this month?

ahoy ye crew of the juryrig! took a bit of navigatin but me found a crew that sails the same waters as I . For i have downed many a tankard of Fordham's Oktoberfest brew at revel grove. sold me ship years ago for a two wheeled vessel,(HD, of course), but I 'ave a strong yearnin' to be back at sea, so i'm seeking to join yer crew.

What say ye?

tis the bottom heavy lass's that put a shiver in me timber!

"hate to see ye leave, but love to watch ye walk away:!!!!!

this be me first writins. just went on the account. sailin outta the chesapeake so's I am very familiar with revel grove. oddly enough though, me hath nev'r gone on pyrate invasion weekend....always next year