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Fleetwood Mac - Dreams

WooHoo ! That goes both ways, Mad Matt! Glad to hear you are doing great!

Best of luck to you Mad Jack :)

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat ! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, "Up or down ?" The woman replied, "Down." A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady,"Up or down ?" She replied, "Up." This really confused the gentleman so he asked, "What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!" She replied, "Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown.

WooHoo Hurricane - how was it??

WooHoo - what a way to start the day - with wonderful bit of humor! I loved them both and have already shared with my friends~

anticipation

WooHoo Rumba Rue! There is nothing better than a mutual committment! Love is Truly Grand!

WooHoo! Our toybox is decked out with a pyratical theme and we use that very same toilet brush in the bathroom!

Doing a bit of decoding so I can enter a treasure map contest! Check it out... Pirateology

I found a great book yest yesterday. It is a pyratical journal - much like a scrap book. The combination of notes, clippings, illustrations and even a bit of mystery all contribute to a simply wonderful coffee-table book. Check it out! (There is even a contest there that involves a little decoding of a treasure map!) :) Pirateology

WooHoo Coastie! Thare be nothing better than True Love and a committment to prove it! All the best to you both! Here's an Irish Toast for your Wedding: May the roof over your heads be as well thatched As the two inside are well matched!

OK, fellas, where are the pictures?

OK, here's one I heard yesterday, An Irish Pub Joke... An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another... the Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches in to the glass, grabs the fly between his fingers and shakes him as hard as he can, shouting 'Spit it out, ya bloody bastard! Spit it out!'

WooHoo that cruise sounds divine. A bit close to our trip to Ireland - but I know you'll have a blast indeed! Take lots of pictures. A group of faire friends here will all be on a Mexican cruise in the end of September. We're planning to dress as pirates and I know that one will be FUN too!