Shawn Porter

I'm not married to Captain Scurvy Dog! What on Earth are you thinking?

So, by your claim, the email he sent me without my solicitation on 11/4/04 at 9:40 p.m. 'never happened'....someone's lyin' to someone around here, and it ain't me, 'cuz I piss a lot 'o people off, but seldom from a lie.

That is what I am saying. He didn't join pyracy until this morning around 11 oclock. I have his registration email from pyracy to prove it.. Neither of us have any idea what you are talking about. But you go ahead and keep telling your story royalist.

My interests are my business, mate!...And you repeatedly had my addy, never replied, and blh-blah. That said, I care not what your good wife thinks about me or mine also. Get a grip yourself woman, and give a great big kiss to that racist-sexist arse of an old man 'o yours!...He's already explained to me how 'wenches' have no 'say so' in his litte world.

Racist? Sexist? Wenches have no say? What on earth are you talking about?

I just asked my husband if he had received any communication from you and he has not received a word. So why would he reply? That makes no sense at all royalist. Do you see what I mean? Get a grip on yourselves.

Hitch up yer knickers lover...

Hitch up his knickers? Lover?

You messing around with my one and only, Miss Bess?

Though my husband's tactics may be less than honorable, I'll speak up in his defense. We just howled until our sides ached at the ridiculous banter going on and on and on. Seems like Miss Bess should be doing more moderating and less instigating. IMHO. And who really cares about the royalist's opinion? Or anybody elses? Dog made his initial remarks and somebody had a hissy fit over it? He defends his remarks and is jumped on? That's silly.

And then you tell my husband to hitch up his knickers? Who's behaving like a spoiled child? You people should get a grip.

Step back and take a look at yourselves.