QuarterMasterBates

Please don't tell me yer thinkin bout gettin hicthed there!!! I did it two years ago on ship with Capt. Finbar and my life has only gone downhill since (well, not really). But seriously, The good Captain gave a right good sendoff into the hell that I call MATRI"MOAN"Y. It definetly made it something to remember (Tried to forget it. No luck as of yet.). No matter what Luigi has to say about my wife. The best part is you can be married in character if'n ya wish and as long as the paperworks right, it's just as legal and binding (Tried to get out that way too!!)

Figures zat he cannot keep his big mouth shut, mumbling all those words zat noone can understand. Blah Blah blah