Capt. Tarkanius De Morte'

Arrrr

iffen ye be wanten to know the true nautical tattoo's I be the one to ask.

A rope around the wrist means: You hold fast.

A pig and rooster on yer feet means you wont die by drownen.

A ship on the chest means you have crossed the equator.

Just to name a few

Iffen you want to know more just ask.

Capt. Tark

You kno wIve spent half my life on the sea. and even though I can manage a ship pretty well. I just dont know.

I would like to think That i would have gone on the acount and lived the merry life.

I guess Its a matter of how you grew up

You see we grew up with these modern amenities iffen we ne'er had them then Im sure we would have survived as they did back then.

It a matter of constatution really....

Capt Tark

I dont be know'n much about no tales But i do know that iffen ye go to Blackbeards marker ye can still here the cannons and feel the wind.

I happened to visit a Friend of mine last year over in Charleston NC. and got to go to Blackbeards Grave. It was a hair raising experiance I recomend it to anyone in the area!

Capt Tark

You know I be quite partial to me Private Stock.

But iffen thie new rum be as good as ye say. I may have to try some

Capt Tark

Wow...

Good thing I have an agent huh.

Lets just see if she's worth a damn.

LOL

Capt Tark

ye love Utah?!

Mabye it was just that i be in the city Of the Salty Lake that gave me such a shiver ...

Capt Tark

The only tim eI be in Pittsburge be when we go to Pensic.

So me and me crew will have said be then

Sorry Mate

Twoud have been fun.

Capt Tark

A blessed bit of news indead capt.

Wish en the best fer yea n' your family

I hope that me and my wife can use your story as isperation to push threw. you see my wife also has cevical cancer and we are hoping to overcome this becouse we both want a lass of our own.

Capt Tark.

Arrr

the fact that ye made another year on the account be reason enough to celibrate.

Good tydings to ye!

And i rasie a bottle to ye!

Capt Tark

Arrr

i feel for ye William Red Wake ....Fo r tis a shame both to be land locked and ive been to utah

capt Tark

Well i have found that most women liek both. It all depends on the way its kept and how it looks on the guy. As for me I have really short hair in mundane life and a wig of long braids that reaches my mid back for when i am in garb. The long hair just kinda fits the garb.

So to each there own some say i look better with the hair and soem say differ.

Capt Tark.

Sounds like your to be haven a good time of it Then mate

Fair winds and calm sea's to ye

Capt Tark

Thank the god's i only play in area's I can drive to....This tryen to fly with all you gear sounds way to complicated

Capt Tark

Ahhh from the golden state i see.

I used to sail from there years ago.

I live in Santa Maria for a time.

Oh how I miss the surf there. i think thats how me got hooked on the sea liven so close to it.

Capt Tark

( I thank the lot o'ye for partisipaten in me little tale!

Bar keep another round of rum for the bards!!!

Capt Tark

There i fixed it.....

Fo those of you who didnt get the joke i mispelled berth as B.I.R.T.H.

I only claimed to be a pirate not a scholar.

Capt Tark

I be wanten to know iffen there be any other mates in the great northwest. Where do the rest of ye' make berth?

Capt Tark of the Pragadon

There be magic in the air when a man becomes a father on that special day to be a Dad ..

Congrates Capt and Lady. May your family find strong wind and fair sea's.

Capt Tark

Arr

I dont be haven grand stories.

I was born a salt and i shall die a pirate.

Capt Tark

So the Straights they be patroled do they..

Ha ha Sound like a challange to me!

What say the lot O' ya!

HUH? The Sweet trade ...it be a short life but a merry one !!!!!!W!

What say ye?!!

Join me???

Capt Tark

OHHH this shall prove to be interestin I hope

Capt Tark

* Removes me hat and Raise me tankard.

To the SEA lads ,,,to the SEA!

Capt Tark

It appears i hold no ground to the ladies of Rank .

i tip me hat to ye!

Capt Tark

Ye give me a Tankard and a rail pin and i use as weapons. I dont care as long as the job be getting done

ARRRRr

Capt. Tark

Arrr LAd

You find your self a "reputable pub" and speak loud the tidings of the sweet trade! And how ye be missing the account. ye'll Fin ye mates ye after!

But bring enough for the bar tab!

Capt Tark