William Brand

No problem. Cheers, mates!

One steak and kidney pie coming right up!

Aye. I keep a cask or two of the Blue Mountain Brand. Coffee and Eggs Benedict (South Seas Style)

Yes. Always. And feel free to borrow from the larder when I'm not about, being an uncommonly good patron as you are.

Probably something very airy and light. I serve spirits all of the time. Somebody smack me. I just made a pun.

See... ...she even distracts the dead.

Here, here. May she grace us with her coquettish flirtations til the end of time! Or at least through next week.

Hello and welsome, lad. Let's raise a toast. To Christine. A fine and able lass... ...able to distract every man in the place.

Mmmm...cheese.

Come on in! I'm having a wine and cheese party tonight.

Let me get a shovel out.

I'll go get my kicking boots on. They have skull toe caps.

Sigh. My wife surprises me with an early Father's Day gift. She orders a Queen Anne Pistol kit from a distributor. Three weeks later, when it hasn't arrived, she calls them up. They don't carry the Queen Anne anymore. When were they planning on telling us? Who knows. Drat. I was all excited.

I'll take two.

Did you call me Cap'n? lol Nobody calls me that. Let it be William between us, and yes, I serve the cursed. Otherwise I couldn't serve anyone here. We're all cursed. Take me for instance. I'm cursed with a devilish charm. I'm also cursed with an ego that swamps small boats. I'm cursed to clean up the place after closing.

Diego, I couldn't follow half of what you just said, but I did catch the part about beef pie... I'm too sober by half.

coming right up, mate.

Thanks for the link, Grey.

That's a funny anecdote, Snow. And yes, Cap'n P.E.W., we are open for breakfast. In fact, I'm just finishing up some belgian waffles...

You're right. I'll join you. (gets out two straws) Lets go up to the foredeck.

Aye. Feel free to serve yourself. Try not to drink straight from the jar.

Hello, M. Would you like a slice of double chocolate brownie?

Tease. POST SOME PICTURES!

Today's special is Pheasant served up with shrimp and asparagus. And a fine mead.

Keep the noise down you young whipper-snapper! Just preparing you for the neighbors.