Cap'n Crusty

Calls me Grouchy agin' and the Death Ye be facin' will make Men's Blood Run Cold fer a Thousand Years!

Would ya be showin' me the color of me insides?

A pirate I be

Who writes meter and verse

I try not to rhyme

Cos I'm different.

So there

But on the rhyming front:

My dinghy is covered in booty

It is really a sight to behold

But to get in and out

It quite wears me out

I think I am getting too old!

The last time my dinghy was "covered in booty" is when I took J-Lo for a ride......

....the movie "Master and Commander" in here?

I thought it was pretty good, even though I despise Russel Crowe.

I have a little dinghy

It's quite a nifty rig

and if you swab it gently,

It tends to get quite BIG!

ARR!

Reminds me of one I did about a woman who almost swayed me into destroying my family:

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Push me, pull me

Steering my life off course

Like the balding tire on my car

Pulling me toward that twisted guardrail

Where the last life was taken

Push me, pull me

Self control like stripped rack & pinion

Careening wildly through the night

Images of long-dead lovers

Beckon like sirens from the abyss

Push me, pull me

Two tires on pavement

Two in thin air

Chewing through my brake lines

She draws me closer to the ledge

Push me, pull me

Like suicide, so selfish

Wanting only what my soul was told to desire

Swerving to the wrong side

Almost took out that family of five

Push me, pull me

Cut the wheel hard

Vision clears, the wind carries the voice from my ears

That was too close for comfort

Won’t ever fall asleep at the wheel again

Oddly, TWANG! is the only thing I can play on my Fender Strat. Maybe I should sell it?

I love fiddle, however, especially electric fiddle.    But I'm not fond of sea shanties. I don't even care to type those two words.

So... let's hear you play something, Cap'n Crusty!

Well, as stated elsewhere, I have a few things online at Soundclick. You can bend an ear to them here:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/drunkennazimusic.htm

Be warned that it's mostly loud, heavy distorted stuff. Nothing even closely resembling a "shanty" there!

"Drunken Noodling" and "Fonkee Groove" are fun.

wow... that's alotta motor...

how big of a boat?

20 ft. Bayliner cuddy.

We could start the "Pirate All-Star Waterskiing Team" with such a craft!

The other two are motorboats, and having no motor.... well, one doesn't get very far

The motor is the only thing on my boat that DOES work!

327 Chevrolet engine.... Hauls arse! I have to rip everything out and replace the deck this year, as it's gone soft.

'tis enough to drive a scallywag to drink!

Come ta think o it, I do head up a rock band. And runnin' a band is mighty like captainin' a pirate sloop!

Iron Faith

Well then,

Ya might wanna lend an ear to me very own online wankage.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/9/drunkennazimusic.htm

Well ya know a man's place is...

In me bunk!!!

Many call themselves 'Captain', but they have no ship!!

Hell, a true pirate Captain never knows his place. That's why he roves the sea takin' it from others.

'ere, wit all that wenchin' going on, when does ya have time to do any plunderin?!

Capt. Goodwench... it seems your name fits your attitude... and thats a good thing. To many capt.s ... not enough ships... but plenty of sea to roam.

.....and just for the record, I have me own boats. A we one for me and me little ones and something a tad bigger for me whole crew.

....... okay.... how about a little survey..... and I know we have done this before, but, who cares..... how many here are really captns...... just a thought................... Flint

I'm an (almost) cap'n. My vessel won't be sea worthy until next summer, though.

....and I find meself wishin'...they wud jes pluck me up from a traffic jam..an' plunk me back a century or two...

Only if'n they had soap back then.

I may be Crusty, but I HATE bein' CRUSTY, if'n ya savvy!

....not enough swabbies.....

I shoulda registered with a name like "Cabin Boy Crusty" or some-such-like.

At least then, I'd know me place!

Wouldn't an Oklahoma pirate be a land lubber?

ARR! <----(The pirate equivalent of a rimshot)

So, after the lock down on security in airports, and what's allowed as far as cargo, etc. after Sept. 11th, how do those of you who bring weapons to events such as this get them there?

Mostly the freedom that the lifestyle represents, and the inability to act my age.

(note the trigger in the handle section of the briefcase, and the mechanism that trips the trigger on the weapon) How totally James Bond!

But you are a piece of meat. Ye might be a bit more than that besides of course, but hey.....

Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful......

Ain't Photoshop a wonderful thing?

Well if'n ye gots a fine body with nice mucles, then the hell with the coat and shirt. Give the women somethin' ta drool over.

pshaw!

Stop treating me like a piece O' meat!

You're a pirate not an idiot! :)

Sez who?

No Rayon and sequin dayglow green frock, or eyeliner?!

Damn yer eyes, now I'm having my very own "Wardrobe malfunction"!!!!

-- we sail our own flag and make our own mischief... just like true pirates should.

This comment alone is worth a round, if we ever meet.

Sez I, with that attitude, you're more proper than "Proper"

*signals weak-handed appreciation in-between dry heaves*

While sea shanties ain't exactly my strong suit (and I'm more adept at rattling knick-knacks off the wall with my Marshall stack), I do have an acoustic guit-fiddle and recording capabilities.

If any of you musical types find yerself in need of some 6 string accompaniment, feel free to PM me for a confab.

I did the Rocky horror thing before

Do any of the vendors that advertise in the banners up top take trade-ins?

I was hoping I could swap my thong and fishnets for a pair of "Sparrow Boots".....