Albatross Bill

1977 Cadillac Hearse - "Griselda"

1999 Camaro - "The Red Rocket"

1998 Jeep Cherokee - "The Jeep"

1998 Porsche Boxster - "Susie"

1998 Pontiac Sunbird - "The Sunbird"

So what's the latest word here? Anybody know?

Go right ahead ... I don't mind a-tall.

Is the gal in your picture wearing a diaper? My kinda filly, if'n she is...

Was the depth finder not working?

So the merchants can stay in their tents in the Fort? And the merchant area is grass and not pavement, right? (I don't want to haul that big-arse Panther Pavilion all the way to Key West and then not be able to put it up!)

Huzzah! I suppose I should check on that, though, before I gets all the way there and discover that I can't set me tent up.

Say, is the festival on pavement? I was thinkin' about throwin' me hat in the ring as a vendor, so ta speak, but I can't figger out how to get the Panther Pavilion to stand up on concrete.

I were lookin' fer "pirate leather*"... the star brings up both leather and any word beginning with "leather", me ducks!

Now which one of ye fine ladies will try this on and sit in me lap, eh?

Ebay Pirate Wench Leathers

There's the Greater St. Louis Ren Faire in May, and another one that I can't think of the name right off the top of my head in the fall.

How 'bout Gráinne Ni Mhaille, after the famous 16th century Irish woman pirate?

That thar's a relief, Bully! I'd hate ta think I been strongarmin' little ole ladies an' buyin' lottery tickets all week fer nuffink! All silliness aside, please let us know if it DOES sell.

I likes that candied ginger, meself.

Aye, and a lass I know wants to know what the shippin' might amount to on the green one ... wimmin. I just wears wot I rolled outer bed in, meself :)

Hmmm, that's two showin now, but neither one be mine. Moldy pirate food, that's the ticket! It ain't lettin me vote again, so I just thought I'd remind ye

How come none of the votes be showing up? It allus says zero votes, when I knows I voted, fer "moldy pirate food", so it should have one. It tells me that I've already voted.

Har, I LOVES it! WHAR did ye see this marvelous vessel?

'Ere! I thought we wuz done wif da Lady-bashin'

Har, ye old gasflabber, I got a present fer ye! 'Tis me own apron, which ye've put yer mark on already! Many happy returns!

Hey! Me apron ain't yer diaper, ye old flubgasket!

I also feel my spirits lift whenever I see the Chieftain or the Lady...

My sentiments eggsackly, young lady. Well said.

Aye, all in good fun, laddybuck, all in good fun. I just has to defend the Lady O' Me Heart. (Gives me turrible gas, tho). Why are thar photos floatin in the Bay?

there was little doubt in the minds of those involved 'who won'

Well, yar, tis easy ta win when yer the only one keepin score and reportin tha skirmish. We ain't heard nuffink from the other particpants, I sees.

Sinclaire, ye old flubbucket, when did ye start wearin specs?

So the Lady Washington is beautiful and has good manners, too! Everything ye'd expect in such a loverly maiden o' the sea.

:)