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  1. The Emerald

    Rich be the mines in the Realm of New Spain

    None richer than those of the Andes

    Of silver and gold, the riches are told

    And emeralds green, a sight to behold

    Riches to tempt a pirate so bold

    So listen, me hearties, as me tale unfolds

    Listen and I’ll spin it for you

    We set sale from Jamaica one fine summer day

    Riding the tide that flowed from the bay

    Fair were the skies, our spirits were high

    We knew to a man that plunder was nigh

    Fabulous riches piled to the sky

    So in our folly we set our hopes high

    Vowing to sack Cartagena

    Cartagena won’t fall to our little ship

    It would take a large fleet and an army

    But our ship it was fast so their ships we harassed

    And a moderate sum of gold we amassed

    Annoying the Spaniards until at last

    They sent out a warship with orders to blast

    Our beloved little ship from the ocean

    Fate was against us for that very day

    A squall had blown our rigging astray

    So when we heard the cry that a warship was nigh

    Unable to fight them, unable to fly

    We gave up all hope, unwilling to try

    And we went straight to the rum to drink ‘fore we die

    For the cruelty of Spaniards is legend

    The battle was swift if battle it was

    For we offered their ship no resistance

    Still they peppered our sides and they set us alight

    The roar of their cannon still gives me a fright

    They laughed at the show of our brave English might

    And put into chains those still left alive

    And burned our ship down to the ocean

    Cold be the bands of iron that bound me

    To the floor of me cold stone prison

    When in walked a guard, his smile too wide

    And he bid me to rise and he laughed as I tried

    And kicked me again on me back and me side

    As I cowered in vain there was nowhere to hide

    And I felt consciousness slip from me

    Dull be the ache that awoke in me head

    But sharpe be the mind behind it

    A Spaniard has pride worth far more than his hide

    So I poked and I prodded, I pushed and I pried

    His good name I slandered, his family defiled

    Till finally he broke and he pulled me aside

    And murderous words he spoke to me

    “Never in God’s blessed realm have I seen

    A scoundrel more low than a pirate.

    I’ll bless our fair land with your blood in the sand

    That honor I’ll take with my very own hand”

    And freeing my bonds, he bid me to stand

    To see if an Englishman died like a man

    Or squealed like a pig at the slaughter

    Sharpe be the knife that he dragged cross me throat

    But slow was the hand that wielded it

    His eyes opened wide as I pushed it aside

    And I wrestled it from him, then opened him wide

    His blood was just blood for all of his pride

    But I’ll give that he fought like a man ‘fore he died

    For all of the good it did for him

    As I rolled him aside, his clothes I did take

    And I assessed me new situation

    Free from my cell and armed as well

    But still in a dungeon and feeling like hell

    And likely the noise rang clear like a bell

    How long till they found me I just couldn’t tell

    But I wasn’t about to wait for them

    The only way out of a dungeon is up

    And I climbed the stone stairway to freedom

    A guard I dispatched as he slept at his nap

    I opened all locks with a clang and a clap

    Freed all the prisoners, scattered the rats

    These poor sorry souls were the bait for me trap

    And I hid near the top of the stairway

    A dungeon set free makes a monstrous din

    I waited for all the Lord’s guards to come in

    They all rushed inside, the door hanging wide

    I slipped out unnoticed with purposeful stride

    Dressed like a guard it was best not to hide

    So I walked to the chapel, me sins to confide

    For the brothers were known to be wealthy

    “Father, Oh Father, forgive what I’ve done

    And don’t go away for there are sins yet to come

    Your gold I will take and I’ll make my escape

    You’ll fetch a fine ransom, my life I will stake

    You’ll get me to freedom or yours I will take

    For a brother of Christ a poor hero makes”

    When in walked a fair senorita

    She was dressed in fine silks with pearls in her hair

    The lord of the castle’s own daughter

    The lady walked in to confess her own sins

    I’d have liked to been privy to those, my friends

    But that’s not the direction this tale will spin

    For with such a fine hostage the gate I could win

    So I gallantly greeted the senorita

    I calmly explained that I’d do her no harm

    If she’d come without making a nuisance

    I gathered up gold till I could carry no more

    And with Father and Lady I strode through the door

    Though I truly would rather have been home with a whore

    It seems my fortunes weren’t looking so poor

    When up walked her knightly young brother

    “Sister, oh Sister, don’t go over there

    For the prisoners have all gotten free from their cells

    Though I see you’ve a guard, I beg you, beware

    They’re fighting with guards and they seem not to care

    And here you’re out walking with pearls in your hair!”

    To my surprise, she gave him a stare

    And she said “Little brother, you bore me”

    “I’m a Lady full grown and can mind my own ways

    Without any need of your posturing

    So run to our mother and tell her I’m fine

    With appropriate escort, spending my time

    I’m off to the cellars to bring up some wine

    So mind your own business and I will mind mine”

    With a wave of her hand she dismissed him

    “Follow me quick”, the lady, she cried

    I’ll lead you down though the cellars

    There’s a well-hidden way few know of these days

    It leads under the walls, my uncle did say

    It was built against pirates, a quick get away

    I found it once hiding, a game I would play

    When I needed some peace from my brother

    The good Father’s protests died on his lips

    As he felt the point of me dagger

    I held them both tight as we continued our flight

    From the world of the light to perpetual night

    She knew the route well, for though deprived of all sight

    We soon found ourselves staring into a light

    Coming from the other side of a doorway

    From the side of a cliff the door opened out

    Near a tiny dock in the harbor

    “Now that you’re free, you must fly!” cried she

    But I fear that you won’t get a ransom for me

    I must stay behind, but you, you must flee”

    But before I left, I asked favors three

    And these are the gifts that she gave me

    I asked for a kiss, placed sweet on my lips

    For a lusty old pirate I still be

    “And the pearls that you wear tied up in your hair

    You need them not, your beauty’s so rare”

    She gave these to me, not seeming to care

    As she let down her hair, I tried not to stare

    Though a lusty old pirate I still be

    “You still need to ask one more favor, the last

    What else would you have of me?

    I’ve helped you escape from a perilous fate

    I’ve brought you to freedom, I’ve showed you the gate

    If my family found out, they surely would hate me

    For aiding a pirate they’re sure to berate me

    So ask me this final request”

    “Why?” says I, “Why? I want to know why

    Tell me why have you aided your captor

    There surely were times that you could have escaped

    Or alerted your brother to your captive state

    In the dark of the cellar I’d ne’er found me way

    Right true you did lead us, but why I can’t say

    And I fear that I don’t understand you”

    ‘Twas then that she gave me my third parting gift

    A mysterious womanly smile

    And she pulled from her bodice an emerald green

    A more priceless gem I never have seen

    “Tis but a token of my good esteem”

    Though how that I earned it, I never could glean

    For she disappeared back through the doorway

    The Father and I stole a boat from the dock

    And we made our way back to Jamaica

    The good Father’s taken a liking to rum

    And found that a pirate’s life is far more fun

    Than kneeling and praying about what’s to come

    Or hearing repentance for what has been done

    So much for the good Father’s ransom

    And now my story has come to an end

    Though many of you swabs won’t believe it

    The gold and the pearls were spent long ago

    And just like a pirate I’ve nothing to show

    But a tale to tell to the likes of you all

    And a yearning to sail to Cartagena once more

    To find the lost gate to the castle

    By Robert Peters 03/12/2010

  2. My compliments to you all. It has been a while since I have tasted The Mount Gay and must reacquaint myself. I've yet to try the Ron Zacapa Centenario. It is spoken quite highly of, but I also hear it is a bit sweet and tastes of bananas....

    Matusalem in hand, I must say that the rum that passes the lips is far better than tat on the distributers shelves.........

  3. The Barbancourt distillery suffered some serious damage following the Haitian earthquake. From Trade News Online (sorry, I don't have the link but you google it...)

    "Rhum Barbancourt’s Port-au-Prince distillery will not resume production for at least a month following significant damage sustained during the Haitian capital’s recent earthquake. One of the facility’s exterior walls fell, and barrels of aging rum were destroyed along with equipment inside the plant. Two of Rhum Barbancourt’s employees died in the quake, while around one-fifth of its staff of 430 lost their homes, the distiller said. Immediate supply disruption of Rhum Barbancourt in the U.S. will likely be lessened by the fact that the producer shipped stock the day before the earthquake, but when precisely the distillery will again be up and running is uncertain. The company recently formed a long-term distribution pact with Crillon Importers, making the New Jersey-based importer Barbancourt’s exclusive North American distributor."

    Get yourself a bottle soon and wish them a quick recovery.

  4. Barbancourt vs. Matusalem

    Last weekend I finally was able to find a bottle of Barbancourt rhum from Haiti. I’ve always wanted to try this rum and have heard great things about it. My usual favorite is Matusalem Gran Reserve rum from the Dominican Republic, around the other side of Hispaniola. I was interested in comparing the two. I was on my way to visit my friends Mary and Roger for the weekend and, needless to say, the bottle of rum was brought out Saturday night. I was playing my pirate songs for Mary, my old mentor in tunes from the Emerald Isle. Well, we had a rum first, and Mary topped off my glass between songs, refilling hers almost as often, and occasionally Roger’s (Roger, ye best fill your own rum if ye wants your fair share!). Well, of course, the bottle did not last the night, as should be. But when I went to buy another bottle of rum, they were out of Barbancourt, the scum! So now I have to do the comparison by foggy memory alone. So as not to influence the results, this comparison is being done over a Goslings Black Seal.

    Both of these rums are “sipping” rums. Comparison is based on both rums being drunk neat. Points only awarded if one rum has a clear advantage over the other. A couple of things you can note on the bottles: Barbancourt is 8 years old, the Matusalem uses a 15 year Solera method. Barbancourt is a sugar cane rum. Matusalem doesn’t say, so I assume it is made from molasses. Both are 80 proof. Matusalem has a cork stopper, the Barbancourt a twist-off. Barbancourt also makes a 15 year old rum and perhaps this would be better for the comparison, but I can't find this locally yet.

    1. color - both the Barbancourt and Matusalem are a medium brown. Perhaps the Barbancourt is a bit darker, but I would need both in front of me for a more accurate comparison.

    2. smoothness – At the first taste I remember thinking that the Matusalem was smoother than the Barbancourt. By the end of the bottle I remember thinking that the Barbancourt was very smooth. Still, a point for Matusalem.

    3. taste – This is where I really need both rums side by side to compare. Both have a bit of sweetness without being cloying. Matusalem has a very clean taste. Barbancourt may have a stronger flavor, but both are medium bodied. What I do remember is that both rums had strong clear and unmistakable rum flavor. Duh! you may say, but so many rums today try to mask the rum flavor with other flavors: Pyrate tastes of orange, Zaya tastes of vanilla and toffee, or some other candy. Not necessarily bad per se, but I like the taste of rum and want my rum to taste like rum! (The Goslings tastes like rum!)

    4. bite – Both rums had a good bite. You knew there was alcohol in it.

    5. effect – yep, both are alcoholic beverages and both produce the desired effects. True comparison may require an outside observer. Wait, we had some! May’s kids mentioned “Mom, you sure were drunk last night!” Don’t have an equivalent for the Matusalem, but still, point for Barbancourt. Mary liked my pirate songs while drinking the Barbancourt. Still don’t have an equivalent for the Matusalem, but clearly at least another point for the Barbancourt!

    6. Hangover: I felt great Sunday morning! No hangover whatsoever. Neither Mary nor Roger showed or mentioned any ill effects from the night’s debauchery. However, I’ve never had a Matusalem hangover, either. We’ll call this one even.

    7. Price – $26.99 for Barbancourt, $28.99 for the Matusalem, ($32.99 at the store I got the Barbacourt at) clear advantage to the Barbancourt. Point!

    8. Availability – The nearest liquor store is 45 minutes away so I gotta keep my stock on hand. The Matusalem is carried by our locally-owned liquor store, nice folks. Barbancourt is only available in our area at a big chain store – Point for the Matusalem. Unless I am already on that side of town, getting to the chain store requires another 30 minutes of driving in traffic to get there and another 30 minutes back. Price of gas makes up for the price difference, and time is priceless. Another point for the Matusalem.

    Well, adding up the points, I have 3 for Matusalem, 3 for Barbancourt. If I am already on the far side of town, I will go for a bottle of the Barbancourt, since I can’t get it as easily. Note that I evaluated smoothness without a side-by-side comparison…not really fair….. and I bet Mary would have gotten drunk on either. Both are clearly fine rums! The biggest differences are price versus availability. I hate draws and will have to do the test one more time. I look forward to re-evaluating them side-by side.

    Black William

  5. Having found Samuel's broadsheets from the 1600 to 1700 period, I can see why these ditties are no longer popular. I must've looked through a hundred or so now.

    http://ebba.english.ucsb.edu/

    -- Hurricane

    Thanks for posting the link. There are some interesting ones in there, though I haven't tried playing any of them yet. I liked "A Hot EngagementBetweenA French Privateer, and an English Fire-Ship" about a ship being pressed by a French privateer - from the point of view of the ship!

    Black William

  6. Here's an interesting piracy food tale from William Funnell's book Voyage Round the World. This is from his 1704 journal entries.

    “I have heard Captain Martin tell of some French Pirates who were in these Seas, that having been sometime cruising up and down, and not meeting with a sufficient Booty, and being every where discovered by the Spaniards, and out of hopes of getting any more; they concluded to come to this Island of Juan Fernando’s, they being twenty in number, and there to lie nine or ten Months; which accordingly they did, and landed on the West side of the Island; then drew there little Armadilla ashoar, and in a small time brought the Goats to be so tame, as that they would many of them come to themselves to be milked; of which Milk they made good Butter and Cheese, not only just to supply their Wants whilst they were upon the Island, but also to serve them long after…” (Funnell, p. 20-1)

    Juan Fernandez Island is where Alexander Selkirk [Defoe's model for Crusoe] was marooned for four years and four months.

    Goats were first introduced onto Juan Fernandez Island in 1540 by Juan Fernandez, discoverer of the island, as a food source for future mariners. I believe it was a common practice at the time to introduce goats on islands as a future food source. Goats reproduce rapidly, particularly on islands with few predators, and can live on forage, not requiring the rich pastures required by cattle. Making cheese would be relatively easy, but as the cream does not separate from goats milk as it does in cows milk, making butter would be more difficult. Modern cream separators for goats milk use centrifugal force. I am not sure how or if they made butter from goats milk in 1704.

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