Keelhauled Conny

Avast! Me friends ta' tha South'ard! T'was of a rare cold night whilst berthed in Miami that it were marked that Snow Fell! Tha First and only time it were ta do so, sez I! And sure it would be I ta be livin there when it done so! Aye! T'were like nights spent in the Roaring 40s let alone the near tropics. If'n ye've got a dorg nor a cat such as y...