Blackbeard of Bakersfield

AHOY THAR, it be a while since I be here I be thinken I might be shouten a big AHOY to anyone which might be haven an ear out.

AHOY THAR, it be a while since I be here I be thinken I might be shouten a big AHOY to anyone which might be haven an ear out.

BE CLEANEN ME CANONS

AVAST!!! IF YE BE DROP EN ANCHOR HERE, WHY YE NOT BE SAYEN AHOY???

AVAST, IF YE BE DROP EN ANCHOR, WHY YE NOT BE SAYEN HELLO??