A TRISTE ON THE ART OF SEARCHING FOR AND REMOVAL OF CERTAIN HARDENED SALVAGED OBJECTS WITHIN THE NASAL PASSAGES OF YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIONS AND ONES SELF
BY COUSIN ROBBIE
DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS PHLEGM AND LUGGIE, AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN AS "THE SNOTTIES"
IT MAY INTRIGUE THE READER TO FIRST BE AQUAINTED WITH THE REVELATION THAT ONE NOSTREL ON ONES NOSE IS FOUND TO BE SLIGHTLY LARGER THAN THE OTHER. GENERALLY THE RIGHT IS THE LARGER OF THE PAIR. ONES TIP OF THEIR INDEX FINGER ON THEIR RESPECTIVE HAND ASSOCIATED WITH THE RESPECTIVE FINGER AND NOSTREL MAY ALSO FOUND TO BE SLIGHTLY LARGER OR SMALLER THAN THE OTHER, MUCH THE SAME AS THE NOSTREL. MORE INTERESTINGLY, THE AFORE MENTIONED INDEX FINGER WILL PROPPERLY FIT INTO THE OWNERS RESPECTIVE NOSTREL QUITE COMFORTABLY, HOWEVER IT SELDOM WILL FIT AS COMFORTABLY INTO ANOTHERS NOSTREL.
BEARING THIS IN MIND I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP THE READER ABREAST OF MAINTAINING ONES NOSE AND CONTAINED SALVAGED OBJECTS.
EVERY ACTION DONE TO THE NOSE IN COMPANY, OUGHT BE DONE WITH SOME SIGN OF RESPECT, TO THOSE THAT ARE PRESENT
SHOW NOTHING TO YOUR FRIENDS THAT MIGHT AFRIGHT HIM
IF GOOD FORTUNE IS FOUND UPON YOUR SEARCH WHILE IN COMPANY, OFFER TO THOSE FIRST
THERE IS ALSO PRESENT, PROTOCOL IN DEALING WITH SALVAGED ITEMS THAT MAY NOT BE APPROPRIATE AS DONE WITH SALVAGE AS TO FRIENDS AND RELATIONS YOU MAY PICK YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU MAY PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT NOT YOUR FRIENDS NOSE
YOU MAY PICK YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU MAY PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT WIPE NOT YOUR FRIENDS UPON THE COUCH
YOU MAY PICK YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU MAY PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT FLICK NOT YOUR FRIENDS ACROSS THE ROOM
YOU MAY PICK YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU MAY PICK YOUR NOSE, BUT EAT NOT YOUR FRIENDS
MOST RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,
YMHS- COUSIN ROBBIE