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this is a really sick site.

lots of burping and a puke o meter end rating.

in my lifetime=

number of drinks consumed=21840

amount of money spent=$139776

fill this many bath tubs=16.8

buy this many ferraris-.87

rated=Ozzy Osborne

"fucking hell sharon...you arfe definately a daddy...pass the vodka...hic..."

:lol::huh::huh:

Capt Weaver

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. "

Dr. Samuel Johnson

Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions

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Number of drinks you’ve consumed: 346.32

Amount of money spent: $1385.28

Rated: Mother Teresa. Pathetic effort. My grandmother parties harder than you do!

Bathtubs: 0.35

Ferraris: 0

I am deeply ashamed. :lol:

but remeber Kate,

that some of the more successful pirates didn't do a lot of drinking.

:lol:

Capt Weaver

"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. "

Dr. Samuel Johnson

Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions

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Ah me fair Lady Paisley. You had this in mind after talking to me. Here goes

Number of drinks 52000

Amount of money spent 208000

rated Ozzy Osbourne

fill bath tubs 151.79

buy ferraris 1.3

Ah now that's a Pirate

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!

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  • 4 weeks later...

Im notin there be a fair number o Ozzy's among this scurvy lot.

:D

Nobody strike a flint around this crew.

Z

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Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

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drinks--8367

cost --$53,555

Homor Simpson

bathtubs-- 6.43

Ferraris-- .33

Oh well, I am that much closer to buying a Ferrari than a new liver..

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Oh I'm so proud of myself.. I based my answers off my easrlier drinking exploits when I was around 21 and used to drink a lot...

Ozzy Osbourne

$164,185.00

19.81 bathtubs

1.03 Ferraris

Damn.... <_<

B)

"You have a woman's skin, m'lord! I'll wager that hides never been rubbed with salt and flayed off to make stockin's for a pirates best cabin boy!"

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