Black Anne Rose Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 What'll we do with a drunken captain, Earl-aye in the morning? Lock him up with the gouvernor's daughter! Sling him in the long boat till he's sober! Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun! Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im! Well, what shall we do? Pirattitude The rose came alive, Coloured deeply red, The boy just arrived, And as my heart, the rose wasn't dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted January 27, 2007 Share Posted January 27, 2007 Put him in a dress and call him Sally. Put him in a cage and call him Polly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTom Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Put 'im in the bilge and call him Smelly! Cut his ration to six parts water (okay, so that's out of period...) Tie 'im on a grate, give a double flogging... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Anne Rose Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 Put him in a dress and call him Sally. whahahaha imagine Jack Sparrow in a dress ... hehe... That'd be somethinglike this: Pirattitude The rose came alive, Coloured deeply red, The boy just arrived, And as my heart, the rose wasn't dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Alyx Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 yikes..I likes him better as a bloke...! I say throw him in a long boat and sober him up while the Kraken tentacle slips over the side and nuzzles his whiskers...that'll wake any creature up... ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSatan Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Reminds me of some of the crossdressers we sometimes see at SCA events. -CS As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Anne Rose Posted February 25, 2007 Author Share Posted February 25, 2007 Wich reminds me, actually... he finally got his "mar-i-age" Pirattitude The rose came alive, Coloured deeply red, The boy just arrived, And as my heart, the rose wasn't dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 WoW ! I'm with the 80%ers... Lock him up with the gouvernor's daughter! http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Toss him in the bilge with the rats and roaches Run him up the mast with the Jolly Roger Tie him to an oar till he heaves and cusses. Ear-ly in the morninig! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Anne Rose Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 The gouvernor's daughter... originally it's "captain's daughter" wich was supposed to be a way of torture... but i wonder who it tortures the most, the cap'n or the gouvernor's daughter? Pirattitude The rose came alive, Coloured deeply red, The boy just arrived, And as my heart, the rose wasn't dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack an Apes Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 Fergive me, but I thought it was "Tie ' im up te bed with th' Captain's Daughter," or something like that? Not that it really matters... Anyways, it'll probably be another version... Wich reminds me, actually... he finally got his "mar-i-age" *gasp* I prefer a suit meself Dead men tell no tales... how 'bout monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainJackRussell Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 The "Captains Dougter" is another word for the cat o' nine tails:) The gouvernours daugter indeen sounds more..enjoyable. New verses are not wanted, so I don't tell mine. cheers, Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Story Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 E) All of the above, repeat as needed. (Filthy drunken vermin...) Dances for nickels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrose Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 "Shave his balls with a rusty cutlass..." Captain Myfanwy T. "Bloodrose" Blodynrhos The Midnight Rose "Why is the rum always gone?" ::stagger:: "Oh. That's why." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack an Apes Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Steal his rum with... eh... just steal his rum. Seeing as it's Jack Sparrow, I bet he would be devistated Dead men tell no tales... how 'bout monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manglin' Maggi Maloney Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Sling him in the long boat till he's sober! gotta love the tentacle wake-up hehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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