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Judging by the information listed under the promo shot, this is a Play. I thought it rather odd that a film would have such a long title. :rolleyes:

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Celui qui ne sait pas se taire sait rerement bien parler.~Pierre Charron

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But why do they always have to have the fold right across thier....... :unsure:

well it's like the fold through the belly button in Playboy..... :unsure:

not that I ever look at such things.......... :unsure:

OK... I'll just go to Beyond Pyracy and behave...... :unsure:

Dang... good thing I ain't Pinocchio................ :lol:

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I have just one question.

Why are they so pale for wenches of the sea? Surely even a theatre company can afford a few tubs of Max Factor dark beige concealer to give em the sun kissed luck.

I'm shocked at the lack of realism regarding their suntans. Everything else looks as authentic as it can possibly be B) **cough cough**

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to give em the sun kissed luck.

Not exactly th' sun..... but I can volunteer ter be givin''em th' next best kinda kiss.....

Hey.... someones gotta do somethin' 'bout them wrinkles 'crosst thier bosoms...

Poor things..... :blink:

Wot waz that line in th' trailler 'bout how they "handle" sexest men? :P

OK... back ter beyond Pyracy wit me.........

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to give em the sun kissed luck.

Not exactly th' sun..... but I can volunteer ter be givin''em th' next best kinda kiss.....

Hey.... someones gotta do somethin' 'bout them wrinkles 'crosst thier bosoms...

Poor things..... :blink:

What a guy! ;):lol:

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Hmmmm sundrenched....well I guess they could be...but being tan was not the mode of fashion back then...porcellain white skin was an attributing factor for women back then....but then sea wenches would see more sun if they be in the carib waters I would gather....

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Porcellain white skin was for the upper classes. I don't think that look was possible if your job kept you out at sea.

The term "suspension of disbelief" comes to mind... These girls are all waifs! Where are the muscles from sweating lines or swinging cutlasses?

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