Red Cat Jenny

What do you like in your Pirate?

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tee hee! :lol::lol::lol:

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tee hee! :huh::ph34r::huh:

Laughed at again... :huh:

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T'wasnt that kind of laugh.. :blink:

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T'wasnt that kind of laugh.. :ph34r:

:ph34r: Really? :ph34r:

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Here's one for you -

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Oh, wait... you said no hairy backs. My bad!

he's cute and I bet he has some big nuts..

If I am carried off I prefer being carried in front with my legs wrapped around his middle. That way I can still kiss the hell out of him and get a nice jiggle. :) my bad.

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Here's one for you -

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Oh, wait...  you said no hairy backs.  My bad!

he's cute and I bet he has some big nuts..

If I am carried off I prefer being carried in front with my legs wrapped around his middle. That way I can still kiss the hell out of him and get a nice jiggle. :) my bad.

Silly to say, but there is a furniture store in Tn. or Ar. called "The Brown Squirrel".

I laughed my ass off.

I imagined that you could trade a few acorns fer a new couch.

"Save those sunflower seeds." I said to my husband.

Maybe we can get a few new chairs.

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Damn! If you ladies are so overwhelmed by a Photoshopped squirrel, the rest of us sorry lot have a pretty good chance!

:o:o

I'll pass on your comments to Frothy personally. He'll be gratified, I'm sure. :o

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in another day.. I would say damn right, you have one hell of a chance, you rogue!!.. but I seem to have a new cabin boy in my sights. (eyes brows wiggle, stage right)

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It's enough to know that I've perhaps tickled yer fancy, love. Anything more would have brought endless litigation, not to mention getting tossed out of the Minnesota Ren Fest. :o:o

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It's enough to know that I've perhaps tickled yer fancy, love. Anything more would have brought endless litigation, not to mention getting tossed out of the Minnesota Ren Fest. :o:o

and the down side of that would be??? and it wasn't my fancy you tickled. :o

hun, I've seen couples do it 5 feet from the walkways at various faires.. a little flirtation is seen as public acting.

Some nudity is required for some shows.. Tortuga Twins at the night show for instance. (okay I'm exagerating but they did toss marshmellows into their codpieces and ask someone to fish it out... and she did)

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I'll note that for your appearance at next year's Renaissance Festival. I feel the need to negotiate my position on the crew roster with the good Captain. What say you? :o:o

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I'll note that for your appearance at next year's Renaissance Festival. I feel the need to negotiate my position on the crew roster with the good Captain. What say you? :lol::lol:

bent over my cleavage trying to find an ice cube..

I said that out loud.. damn.

As Capn of the Fools Gold, I would say that positions are earned by HARD work and the SWEAT of ones brow. By MASTERing skills and taking COMMAND when needed. and by plying the Capn with rum and ale as often as possible.

:lol:

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Meet me at the mead booth. And forget the knickers. :lol::lol:B):lol:

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Meet me at the mead booth. And forget the knickers. :lol::lol:B):lol:

what knickers?

okay I wear velvet tights.. very tight. No camel toe but you can tell when I wear undies.

Next question?

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Oh my! What in the hell am I missing here? My visual perception is on over-load now. I think I am going to have a seat and break out the popcorn......I am sorry, did I interrupt something here? I certainly hope not! As I smile and motion with my hand as I sit, "Please don't stop! Continue...." :huh::P

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okay I wear velvet tights.. very tight. No camel toe but you can tell when I wear undies.

Next question?

I remember you wearing a long skirt, but the tights have my full and firm attention, as well. B)B)

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Oh my! What in the hell am I missing here? My visual perception is on over-load now. I think I am going to have a seat and break out the popcorn......I am sorry, did I interrupt something here? I certainly hope not! As I smile and motion with my hand as I sit, "Please don't stop! Continue...." B)B)

you sir, are a scoundrel and a rogue, and I am sure all of us women are grateful for that!!

Breaks out the barrel of rum and passes BF a tankard of it..

We wouldnt want you to choke on something you are eatting, now, would we??

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Merry in tights and I missed it? Damn the luck gotta pay closer attention... B)

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bump - since there are a lot of newbs here :huh:

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okay.. since some of you have asked me about my avatar..

I know a few members of a band called Blades, that do a little dance and sword act and sing pretty damn good. The big fellow in blue decided to sign the bands name somewhere prominant and asked about my chest. I turned about 5 shades of red and then proudly stood still.. for about 2 seconds. It tickled! and since I was 'aglow' it was hard for him to write. BTW, he had permission from his GF to do it. He wrote "but the Blades love me the best!!'

I found out later that it was used for a CD and No, its not Sweating on the Oldies or Dolly Parton sings Pirate Love songs.. Not bad for an old pirate. :)

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Who's an old Pyrate? Certainly not you, Luv.

As evidenced by the aforementioned lad wishing to autograph the girls. ;)

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I realize I am the new kid on the block so my comments may not be welcome but I like a great pair of boots. Tight breeches and a white gauzy shirt.

Preferably blond, not too tall, thin. Eye colour doesn't matter as long as he has two.

A great sense of humour and a way with words. Wears a rapier well and has a fantastic strut.

As far as Moet and Chandon White Star Extra Dry Champaqne, I just won a bottle in a bet yesterday from one of my favorite pirates. To be shared with me after faire.

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I realize I am the new kid on the block so my comments may not be welcome

New people are always welcome!!

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Ye be welcome, tho we may tease ye now and then, and it's what YOU like in a pirate..so there is no wrong answer!

Two eyes...lol good one - long as theyre lookin at you or ..at least in the same direction..most of the time...well..you know...

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I realize I am the new kid on the block so my comments may not be welcome...

Nonsense! Lot's of room at the Cool Kid's table. :) :lol:

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