Jacky Tar Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 "What kind of bubble gum cards, are ye kids tradin'?" Seems I'm late t' this game. I think I'll sit this hand out. I pull open my pirate picnic basket, lay out a blanket, and setup a bottle of champagne t' chill. "Any takers?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 "Champagne? Might it be Moet Chandon White Star Extra Dry?" With a BBQ'd rib in one hand, I plops meself down on the blanket. "So what's in the basket?" ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 "Aye, it is Moet. Alas, it's only the 750ml bottle!" (Need t' plunder a few more ships, fer the big bottle.) "Is the rib pork, or beef? Did ye bring ribs t' barter fer the Moet champagne?" "The basket is filled wit' meats, cheeses, french baguettes, fresh veggies, fruit, and some pasta salads!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Well, Red Cat brought the ribs, so ya can ask her. I'm not sure what best they came from, but they taste good. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 9, 2006 Author Share Posted December 9, 2006 Aye they be a special recipie...glad ye like em! hmm baguettes an cheese? May I have a corner on yer blanket? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 "Aye, Red Cat there's room. Care fer a baguette an' cheese?" Jacky slides over, "The picnic basket is filled wit' good eats, help yer self." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 Smiling warmly I sit on the corner bit o the blankit and take some cheese, a slice of apple and....ohhhh! Avacado! yum! Thankee! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I'll see the Guinness, pass on the natives, and raise you... you! :) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 hmm, I assume that aint me, LOL! but I'll throw in cajun almonds and raise you a bottle o th goode stuff! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Jacky chuckles, "Aye, cute as yer arr Red Cat, I hope Merrydeath was raisin' Doc!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I might hafta quit drinkin'. This thread went from "What do you like in your Pirate?" to raising stakes over what I lost track of and Jacky's Bar and Grill.... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I like my pirate to have enough sense to know when to stop talking about how hot other women are!!! He should at least have the intellegence to give me a good ogling once in a while if he's going to talk that way!!! Sorry,venting...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I might hafta quit drinkin'. This thread went from "What do you like in your Pirate?" to raising stakes over what I lost track of and Jacky's Bar and Grill.... "Sorry Matt, I too was a bit confused by the rollin' card game; so, I brought in lunch and decided t' watch. I'm sure it'll get back on track... Care fer lunch?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 I like my pirate to have enough sense to know when to stop talking about how hot other women are!!! He should at least have the intellegence to give me a good ogling once in a while if he's going to talk that way!!! Sorry,venting...... "Sorry thar Rogue Mermaid, the fella should have more sense. Vent away, sez I. Add t' yer list, I like my pirate to ogle me first." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 Grabs the wayward thread of this topic and tucks it neatly back inta place. Hmm Ok a hint of formidable pirate under the surface t be exciting, rougish enough t make me stick around helplessly despite that, and a good heart underneath so I know whatever ye be t th rest o the world, I'm safe with ye. Every now and then a bit of that lost soul - puppy kind of thing So's I jest want te take ye home . I'll repeat what I said earlier.. One that ambushes ye now and then in true piratey fashion - Over the shoulder and off t' th Captains cabin! WooHoo! Then e actually brings ye coffee in th mornin awww Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 "Aye, he should ask... No, he should know if'n ye take it wit cream and sugar, too!" "So, Red Cat is that wit cream an' one lump, or two?" (Gatherin' information fer the lads of course!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 12, 2006 Author Share Posted December 12, 2006 Mischevious dancing eyes peer over the edge of a fine china cup ..cream please, and one sweet n low Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky Tar Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Mischevious dancing eyes peer over the edge of a fine china cup ..cream please, and one sweet n low "Aye, an' that image is the reason he will bring ye coffee every mornin'..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 *sigh* Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson Blade Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Well, we're still discussin what a gent likes in his lady, so how about a view from the other side of the deck? what do ye like in yer Pirate .....Ladies? Not fussy as long as they have a pulse and don't answer back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson Blade Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Actually, hairy backs are a BIG turnoff for me. I don't like any hair that I could potentially snag me rings in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Here's one for you - Oh, wait... you said no hairy backs. My bad! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson Blade Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 He's got a cute tail though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted December 16, 2006 Author Share Posted December 16, 2006 Oh Jack! That's just awful Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I'll repeat what I said earlier..One that ambushes ye now and then in true piratey fashion - Over the shoulder and off t' th Captains cabin! WooHoo! Then e actually brings ye coffee in th mornin awww Wishin this damn shoulder would finally heal up... Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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