Thane Blackthorn Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Congress! Exactly the first thing I thought. `Blackie` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbados Sam Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho "There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho thats what i was going to say But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I got a fryin' pan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateSSe Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I'd love to see the hen that laid that fruit!! BAWK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Actually, when I was younger, I took out all the eggs from the built-in refrigerator door tray, and drew frightened faces on all the eggs. I placed them back into the door so that they were staring at you with their pleading eyes when you opened the door.My sister could not bring herself to eat any of the eggs... she felt sorry for them. My parents thought my artwork was so fine, they could not bring themselves to breaking and eating the eggs. If I recall correctly, I was the one who had to finish the dozen eggs. Pete you are my hero lol of humor Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FannyP Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Me first thought: Sink me! That'a foto o' me breakfast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad dog Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Eggs Are For Furterlizing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Them huevos need some salsa!!!! :angry: Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrounger Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Best Not Eat Em Raw :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted October 12, 2006 Author Share Posted October 12, 2006 Spinach and raw eggs - breakfast of Champions. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 someone has too much time on their hands ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 The second is ...why didn't the artist take time to animate two of the eggs? I think the one that is most obsured (second to the last in the back row) should jump every so often ...or explode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alder Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Deviled Eggs “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”-Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alder Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 No wait. . . The Dirty Dozen “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”-Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 THis is the stuff "Chinese food before bed dreams" are made of.... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skavenger Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 Reminds me of a game I used to have as a kid where you'd tip all the eggs out of the carton, they'd all fall in half and you'd have to put them back together again... I know, I know, what a childhood eh :angry: YOU CAN'T BE OLD AND WISE IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN YOUNG AND CRAZY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 Ahhh no wonder ye became a pirate! After such an innocent childhood! ( I did too - Lincoln Logs were me favorite) Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 .......Anal Beads........ .....Well?.....They do! YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateSSe Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Those be some crazy cackleberries! Got to get some oinkstrips to go wit' 'em.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Alyx Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Geeeez the first thought I had...was crack em...scramble them and then make a helacious omelet with cheese, diced ham, diced bellpepper, sausage and onion and mushrooms. Captn Pete --- bows down to a feller artiste! ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I was gonna say I can't believe this thread is still going... but I'm still laughing at "oinkstrips" I think we need to call Websters update department. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateSSe Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I was gonna say I can't believe this thread is still going... but I'm still laughing at "oinkstrips" I think we need to call Websters update department. I could give Webster's a few new words. I'm always givin' things my own label! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I keep thinking "Window Pane". Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Looks like them vibratein' eggs da lassies use when thar horny n' alone... YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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