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Jest noticed I hit over 2000 posts.

Many of you may ask, "Good Lord! How does he do it?"

Many of you may ask, "Good Lord! Why does he do it?"

And all I can answer, is:

GOOD LORD! HAVE YOU SEEN OUR WIMMINS? FER CRYIN' OUT LOUD! :lol:

Mates and maidens alike - DRYNKS ARRRRRRRR ON ME! :P

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You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more.

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There be a whole lot o'kissin' goin' on in here.

(gives Greenighs a sweet little kiss on her left cheek, gives Christine a sweet little kiss on her right cheek, then turns to Mad Matt...) :lol:

Well, err, um, ........ what about those Olympics, mate!

Ray, I'll take a shot o' brandy.

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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***A seasoned wencher (haha, is that even a word?), Mad Matt strolls up t' Christine. He looks 'er up one side and down th' other. As he moves in, he slides one hand 'round 'er waist and the other hand moves alongside 'er face. His fingers slip through her hair and he grabs a handful of 'er mane as he turns and dips 'er. He presses his lips against hers as her arms drape 'round his neck. Their kiss ends with a smack as Matt stands 'er back up and straightens 'er dress. Mad Matt wiggles his eyebrows...***

"How was that, luv?"

<_<

I'm missing out on a couple o' me best girls. Hopefully, they'll be back in port soon enough t' play!

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Merry slowly uncurls her toes and fingers, she tingles all over, and her eyes roll back into place, her thong bunched up...

that was a HECK of a kiss you gave Christine, Matt!!

congrats on the 2000 posts, Matt,

and congrats on the 6000 posts Christine!!! I still think there should be another ICON for 6000. What say you, matey Christine??

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What do you think of the idea of PMing bloody buckets about that idea? If more then one person asks..he might change it..

and yeah.. I think every woman felt that.

(. shivers..)

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Christine, How about a cannon or flintlocks icon, with the title Master of the seas, or some such?

the other one I thought of was of an island, with Master of Mayhem.

any other ideas? and should this be a new thread?

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and Matt.. its very good to be king, when you have lots of lasses who ae agreeing to being ladies in waiting to the king...

nice crown, btw.

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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cheers to ya love

But why is the rum gone?

Save a horse ride a cowboy!

Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy

My toes are getting pruney

Also my head is round that window is square....

My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies!

Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff

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Thankee, Mary! Haven't seen ye 'round 'ere in a spell. Sit down and 'ave a drink, luv! :lol:

I have things to do today, and then work tonight. I needed the dubloons more then the the fun with me pirate peeps. I miss you all very much!!

huggles and snuggles and some fine rum to you all..

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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  • 2 weeks later...

A hearty Congrats to ye, Mad Matt. Tis a mile stone indeed.

And.. Aye.. bloody hell! That Kiss! I think Faith Hill summed it up right nice...

"This kiss, this kiss!"

Who's seducin' who, now? B) Ya devil!

:ph34r:

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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