Biker Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. ( Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. © Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. Now think about this: Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..) ( The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. © The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. Statistics courtesy of FBI So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand ! Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention " Never knock on Heaven's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that" ' Whatever is not nailed down is MINE. Whatever I can pry loose, is not nailed down." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I would hate to know the statistics for hairdressers. I sometimes get a little nervous when those scissors get around my neck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tishsparrow Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 well, you know, 43% of all statistics and percentages are made up on the spot. and one out of every four people is mentally unstable. think of your three closest friends. if they're normal, then its you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead_Men_Tell_No_Tales Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Damn those bastard doctors, they should all be shot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 .......COOL...... YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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