Durty Mick Moon Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 alright, here be THE big gargantuan earth-shatterin' Announcement o' meybe the year (!) or at least in the last few minutes......Mister Durty Mick Moon 'as now been deemed qualified fer the rank o' "Plunderer" n' he expects his 'rounds o' drinks from all ye soon as he's got a terrible thirst n' feels like plunderin' so keep yer daughters inside n' lock up yer pets....(?) 'n I feel like dancin' wi' the lasses, so come 'ere, who's first...whar's that McBayne beauty?.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Right here darlin...but can ye handle me? I know fer a fact ye be a plunderer...wasnt it you who bid against me in Ojai fer the rum cake? And when ye won it ye didnt even offer te share with me and Rummy! Well, I'll share me special "spiced" eggnog with ye and then we can share that there "dance" Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Avast! Yet another reason t' be drinkin'! Here's t' Durty Mick May yer time in this port be long. Here, here! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Aye mick I be handin ye a round as well! Tattoo if ye be pleased and Scarlet there she be looking a little (shhhh.... in need a some attentions laddy) to yer new plunderin post....may be it short and yet well stated! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Aye Mick, I had already given ye a kiss when you first made this rank. Ya still want some of that tongue action as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Well I'd not be giving ye tongue. But a tankard of ye choice Aye! Scupper "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbead Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Mick, ye lively, ol'seadog! Congratulations to ye and let's drink to your continued health and success! Down the lasses unmentionables and up the revolution! Mr. Ray! A tub of yore finest fer me friend here! Blackbead "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durty Mick Moon Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 Aye Mick, I had already given ye a kiss when you first made this rank. Ya still want some of that tongue action as well? Aye, come 'ere sweetheart n' let's see what ye taste like...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 At this moment, I have washed up, brushed teeth and all that good stuff. So I be smelling and tasting all clean and fresh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbados Sam Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Congrats on yer new title Mick. Tho' it surely pales by comparison ta' plunder ye scored wit a suckin' on Christine's tongue HUZZAH an' cheers to yer continued good fortune "There be the chest, inside be the gold, we took them all. Spent them and traded them. We frittered them away on drink and food and pleasurable company. The more we gave them away, the more we came to realize... the drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, and all the pleasurable company in the world could not slake our lust. We are cursed men....Compelled by greed we were, and now we are consumed by it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oderlesseye Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 PLUNDERER YAS RRRRR ! COngrates MAte.. Don't let the sisters wear ya out now.. The parties just begun. Cheers to ya- Oderless raises his tankard... http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipwreck John Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Mr Moon, a drink be in order fer ye. I not be far behind ya though. Congrat on ye new rank Sah Shipwreck Adventurer of Independent Means TALL SAILS AND MERMAIDS TAILS, THIS BE THE LIFE FOR ME "THEM THAT DIE WILL BE THE LUCKY ONES" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Hey Micky, ( sorry I couldnt resist ) ye done well fer yeself makin Plunderer, but can ye keep up with me.... Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durty Mick Moon Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 hey, lass, ye gots 200 posts ahead o' me o' headstart......n' that's enough o' that "hey, micky" crap.....I just be gettin' that tune out o' me head already...it's taken a bottle o' rum. a bottle o' Irish n' more than a few pints ta clear it out, thank you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Pur baby....come here and let Scarlet give ye somethin else te think about Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Mach Brannigan Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Mick, congrats on ye Plunderin' rank mate' --'ave a drink of ye choice me hearty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 So, Mick~ Will we be celebratin your promotion properly on New Year's Eve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Come out, come out where ever ye be Mick...come and play with Rummy and me......... Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Sister Scarlet - Where is that boy? Is he STILL hiding? Gosh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Hopefully he hasn't turned "chicken"...what will all the lovely lasses hangin' about. You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Well Matt, ye jest mite have te take his place...got life insurance do ya... Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Nah, don't need it! If you hurt me, jest make it hurt good! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durty Mick Moon Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 "Chicken"?!?! Durty Mick be called alot o' things but n'er "chicken! n' Durty Mick don't be needin' ta hide, he be a bit busy takin' care o' business is all....I still be hauntin' the rooms n' hallways o' this pub n' I still also be a masterful booty-shaker so ye girls get yer behinds here n' start movin' n' grindin', ye knows what I be meanin'....I wanna be seein' the sweat glistenin' on yer faces n' the music not stoppin' fer all night....shake it don't break it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 shake it don't break it It took yer momma 9 months ta make it! Welcome back, good sir! Thought we'd lost ya in the squall! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Hot damn...I'll be shakin it all night long, jest fer you o course.....and you and you and you Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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