Mad Matt Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Don't worry. I'll get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 I hope so. I'd hate t' leave ya all sad, pouty and no outlet t' express yerself! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted December 29, 2005 Share Posted December 29, 2005 Open your wallet then, Matt. Weasel-cam is not cheap, and there's only one (aside from my captain) who gets it for free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Hmmmm...I am intrigued! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durty Mick Moon Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Quote by Durty Mick Moon ; >hick<.......damn yellow bellied piss ant miscreant of a pond scum suckin'......uh, ....uh.....sober moderate Bush voter!.......>  Easy now mate!...GW may not be the purtiest talker. But he's got BALL's as big as church bells, n' he ain't skeered ta swing um! Aye, well, ifn ye wants te see really big balls go to the zoo. My good fellow, Big balls alone don’t impress meself….I be seein’ plenty o’ damn fools ever’day in the news been killin’ o’ injurin’ themselves that’s got plenty o’ balls but too little brains….smaller balls ‘n a bigger wiser brain N’ a bigger heart s’better n the biggest balls in the world wi’ small-minded direction ….Careful, Let us not be mistakin’ balls-iness for foolishiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hitman Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 After about 8 beer I did my first keg stand since high school last night. I know I did 2 more that night but as to how many singles I had I can only quess. (No one started taping till after midnight.) I can once agian state however that even when I'm bombed out of my mind I'm still a happy drunk. HAPPY NEW YEAR everybody THIS BE THE HITMAN WE GOIN QUIET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I carried around a bottle of Tattoo mixed with Vanilla rum till it were gone. I then went in and mixed Mango Rum with Vanilla rum and when that ran out I mixed Pyrat rum, coconut rum and vanilla rum and then went to shots of Glenfiddich and then Glenfiddich Ancient Reserve then I went to water and passed out about 2:30 The New years party was great cept the most important person in my life didn't show in fact didn't even call I knows over even when I'm hammered. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I was too sober to find the webcam on New Year's Eve - does that suck or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I'll bet Mad Matt chewed his nails off! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkyns Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 I was too sober to find the webcam on New Year's Eve - does that suck or what? Damn, Bonnie, that truly does suck. That would have been a better show than Dick Clark Hawkyns Cannon add dignity to what otherwise would be merely an ugly brawl I do what I do for my own reasons. I do not require anyone to follow me. I do not require society's approval for my actions or beliefs. if I am to be judged, let me be judged in the pure light of history, not the harsh glare of modern trends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Aye! 'Tis hard t' pick a pyrate nose without fingernails... You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Closely trimmed nails have their advantages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Well...do tell! You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 If you can't figure it out on your own, I'm not educatin' ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 tease You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 I had overinduldged at Faire last year and regret it to this very day. My friend has not let me live it down, and apparently I was very slutty - just as I have always perceived him to be at faire. Apparently I let men touch my breasts and kiss me (just as I had watched my friend do with women at faires) but it must be the madonna/whore thing. They want you to be a madonna in public and a whore behind bedroom(or is that cave?) doors. It just goes to show no matter how Irish I am, I just can't win~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 When I'm drunk, I'm unpredictable. However ifn' I like you, I'm quite cuddly. Ifn' I don't like you, I'm yer worst nightmare. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Rummy Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Im not gonna lie. I get kinda horny... and Im not normally but I am when Im dunk. Unless I drink rum, but I only drink rum to relax me. Although I still get a little randy... HEY! Im young! Im a man! Whadda ya expect? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Now Capt.Rummy, lad - Rum ye say - and alcohol makes ye horny? Me too! Well - I cannot limit it to alcohol - but that works too! (I say we MUST be related!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Rummy Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Hahah, well if were related we better not drink together alone then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asukaru Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Wow, why didn't I find this thread earlier. I don't really get drunk that often - I'm with Christine on this one, I just don't like the feeling - When I do get drunk how I act depends on who I'm with and how well I know them. Most of the time I just get quieter. When I'm with good friends though, and there's a single male in the bunch I tend to get very cuddly. Nothing sexual, I just end up leaning on them or hugging them for most of the evening. Confessions of a Wicked Wench ~ Myspace! ~ Handlebars @ DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caraccioli Posted March 20, 2007 Author Share Posted March 20, 2007 Dragging this one up from the depths... "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK JACK SHALAQ Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I EITHER WANNA FIGHT OR FU**. AND I DON'T CARE WHICH! WHAT OF IT? YER ANKLES WILL LOOK LOVELY BEHIND YER EARS LASSIE! HAR! HAR! HAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I'm sure we can find you a blow-up companion.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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