Diego Santana de la Vega Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Aye, "even if you are dumb, drunk and stupid "...don't be mincin' yer words thar mate, n' one out o' three ain't too bad... but that thar be Longgg Johhnnn Sil-verrrr who be the best at lookin' like a pyrate then, so's I be concurrin' wi' yer point....how 'bout this here pyrate: Well, Ladies? :) that's no pirate thats me father! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durty Mick Moon Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 yea, right, mate....sorry but I seen yer picture, methinks ye bare more resemblance ta Long John there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Aye, "even if you are dumb, drunk and stupid "...don't be mincin' yer words thar mate, n' one out o' three ain't too bad... but that thar be Longgg Johhnnn Sil-verrrr who be the best at lookin' like a pyrate then, so's I be concurrin' wi' yer point....how 'bout this here pyrate: Well, Ladies? :) that's no pirate thats me father! That be your father? I think I used to date him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Aye, "even if you are dumb, drunk and stupid "...don't be mincin' yer words thar mate, n' one out o' three ain't too bad... but that thar be Longgg Johhnnn Sil-verrrr who be the best at lookin' like a pyrate then, so's I be concurrin' wi' yer point....how 'bout this here pyrate: Well, Ladies? :) that's no pirate thats me father! That be your father? I think I used to date him! MOM? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 the best looking pyrate is still Rummy! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Yer biased Diego-lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Blydes Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 (William Blydes throws open the door and stomps into the pub. With his hat, he knocks off the dust from his boots and the salt from his coat. At the bar he take a flagon of rum and proceeds to jump up on the closest table. Raising his mug he announces to the assembled in a voice loud and clear) My brothers and sisters of the sea, hear me now! I have roamed across the land and sea. Searching for that one. The one that can be said to be the best looking pirate of them all! What did I learn in my travels you ask? That what you search for is never far from where you started…. I know of a pirate who’s eyes haunt you as they look into your very soul, a figure so enchanting that, the mere shift would drive a man wild, a wit sharper than any rapier made by man and burns as hot as the colour of her hair. A Pirate that would fight side by side with you just at a simple request. Oh yes… I forget… and has outstanding dancing skills. Especially on the tables at this pub… My vote my brothers and sisters?….. Scarlet McBayne!! William Blydes I don't get lost, I EXPLORE! Adventures on the High Seas (refitted and back on station!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Scarlet had been sitting at a table in back with feet resting on the table nursing a tankard o tatoo, when a tall and dashing pirate waltzed in and made his announcement. Curious at first, then stunned Scarlet gets to her feet and finds herself square in front of him. "Darlin, ye had me at hello!" At these words Scarlet throws herself into the brawny arms and lays on a long wet kiss Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Swifty Morgan walks in to the pub puts his boot on the table and says I be the best looking pirate. Then he turns to Christine and said I agree with ya. Yer biased Diego But that be alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Ok, i think that would have to be (off the top of my head) that Hook guy..the handsome one. I love his hat, Barbossa would be jealous of his garb! That pic that adorns this page all over..too smooth for me, nothing about a pirate (captain) with a good beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarborMaster Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 I been watching this thread for some time., I am tossed into a tie., I gotta call it a close race with ....., Cascabel and his Wife., Along with BlackJohn and his Wife. I think these people do the pirate rather well !!! Lotsa of style and flair. Armed to the teeth as well.,including thier piratical gun totin'women. I am not Lost .,I am Exploring. "If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a night, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Aye, "even if you are dumb, drunk and stupid "...don't be mincin' yer words thar mate, n' one out o' three ain't too bad... but that thar be Longgg Johhnnn Sil-verrrr who be the best at lookin' like a pyrate then, so's I be concurrin' wi' yer point....how 'bout this here pyrate: Well, Ladies? :) :ph34r: :) ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I just figured out who the "best looking Pyrate is......." and I'm sure everyone will agree....... The ansewer is......... "ME"....... It's all a matter of perspective........ if I say "me" well of course I think that I'm the best looking Pyrate...... But if you say "me" well thats from your prospective...... See we all win........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tishsparrow Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 i twas wondering how long before someone nominated themselves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Scarlet had been sitting at a table in back with feet resting on the table nursing a tankard o tatoo, when a tall and dashing pirate waltzed in and made his announcement. Curious at first, then stunned Scarlet gets to her feet and finds herself square in front of him. "Darlin, ye had me at hello!" At these words Scarlet throws herself into the brawny arms and lays on a long wet kiss Well this action has certainly went into the P M section and left the likes of our rat bastard entertainment! Yes In fact I am biased but you said best looking and I have to encompass the world in it's entirety.... best looking at four in the morning, best looking at noon, best dancing on a table and best at dinner time too! Or should there be different threads fer each and more? After weighing all the times when I can see who is the best looking pirate? Rummy is still the best looking pirate fer me! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarborMaster Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Yes In fact I am biased but you said best looking and I have to encompass the world in it's entirety....best looking at four in the morning, best looking at noon, best dancing on a table and best at dinner time too! Yes true I can agree with Best looking at 4 A.M. Or at noon. :) Or at dinner Or the world in its entirety sure! But this business about table dancing? If someone got up and started stomping around on my cocktail tables , bar or pool tables., in "The Barnacle" (our Bar) We'd be tossin' them over the railing into the Marina.,and quik too. They had best be hopin the tides in . The guard rail at the marina's bar will be 12ft up from the sandy bottom of the marina when the tides out ! Geez passerbyers would think we got an eggplant wearin' bucket boots out there in the middle of the moorage. I am not Lost .,I am Exploring. "If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a night, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Yes In fact I am biased but you said best looking and I have to encompass the world in it's entirety....best looking at four in the morning, best looking at noon, best dancing on a table and best at dinner time too! Yes true I can agree with Best looking at 4 A.M. Or at noon. :) Or at dinner Or the world in its entirety sure! But this business about table dancing? :angry: If someone got up and started stomping around on my cocktail tables , bar or pool tables., in "The Barnacle" (our Bar) We'd be tossin' them over the railing into the Marina.,and quik too. They had best be hopin the tides in . The guard rail at the marina's bar will be 12ft up from the sandy bottom of the marina when the tides out ! Geez passerbyers would think we got an eggplant wearin' bucket boots out there in the middle of the moorage. I gots twenty sayin ifin the girls that dance on the tables here in the pub walked inta yer tavern I guaran effing tee you'd sit down shut up and you would not only watch you'd cheer along with every patron and start throwing coins right along with em mate! or there is the chance you could be teaching Sunday School instead........... Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarborMaster Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 We know your in love and thats cool. By the way you owe me 20 bucks I am not Lost .,I am Exploring. "If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a night, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I gots twenty sayin ifin the girls that dance on the tables here in the pub walked inta yer tavern I guaran effing tee you'd sit down shut up and you would not only watch you'd cheer along with every patron and start throwing coins right along with em mate! or there is the chance you could be teaching Sunday School instead........... I've been told my table dancing is rather impressive, and I'd be happy to furnish references by request. As a matter of fact, I also teach Sunday school (to 4th through 6th graders). My students refer to me as "Captain," and item number one of the Ship's Code taped to my classroom wall is, "Coffee for the Captain". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Bonnie Red Weasel - you go girl! (table dancin' and Sunday school now there's a combination we never had in Catholic School!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I'm afraid I'd fall off the dang table, so for me, it's lap dancing. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet McBayne Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Well me lovely ladies...it seems some men jest donna know when te give in up. But I'd pay a HELL of a lot of money te see Bonnie Red Weasel table dance and RumbaRue lap dance...and I'm not talkin a meesly $20. I'll buy a drink fer any o the dancin ladies o Pyracy Pub ( a real drink ) fer ye be the cream-de-la-cream of woman-hood. Ye all give this ol girl something te aspire to. :angry: :) :) :) :) Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 We know your in love and thats cool.By the way you owe me 20 bucks you know H M yours and my conversation is way overshadowed by the mere thoughts of the numbers of women here ready to jump tables and you sir! You can rightly say without even blinking an eye that these women wouldn't get every gold coin in the tavern from every patron? Did I miss something somewhere? Is this a gay bar to which ye speak? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarborMaster Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Diego,. Have completely lost your mind? No its not a gay bar. Maybe we should have this conversation in private. I am not Lost .,I am Exploring. "If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a night, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Aye mate why didn't ye say the tables were limiting to weight I can see a 12" diameter table on a pedestal bein a bit flimsey. I too am sorry fer the dirty nasty insinuation there to you and yer crew. (nice picture of yer dancers though) grammercy! I owe you $20.00 Please P/M me and give of said address to which I can make good this one eye closed bet kind sir! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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