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Tall Paul

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These online name generators have always seemed a bit random to me.

I was wandering if there was a formula for finding your pirate name, in the same way that there is a formula for finding your pornstar name.

first pets name + mothers maiden name = your pornstar name

(Bud Fox in my case )

or the formula for finding your romance writer name.

Second name + the street where you live = romance authers name

(Richard Greenstead)

Please bear in mind that this is a work in progress, but here is a first attempt at a pirate name formula.

Here it goes.

Colour of your car/vehicle(or your front door if you do not drive) + The part of your body that most recently needed medical attention (sticking plasters count) + your second name (last name if you don't have a first name) = Your pirate name.

You should abbreviate your second name if possible for example William = Will or Bill, Richard = Dick Thomas = tom etc.

Its a bit rough at the moment, but give it a go and see what happens.

By the way, that would make my pirate name

Silver Toe Dick

Any othe suggestions for a pirate name formula are welcome.

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Aye, mine reminds me of an old Japanese mob movie. Where approximately twenty minutes of the film is devoted to an underboss having to procure a fake pinky finger, after cutting his own off to atone for some indiscretion. Ultimately he ends up with the enormous thing (because it slides over the actors not actually removed pinky finger) that is about four shades darker than the rest of his hand. He then wanders around showing it off and the other mobsters are much impressed.

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Hummmm.....

My Pornstar name..... Tippy Robertson

Nah..... just dosen't sound right.

Romance Writter's name.... Edward Lilac

Nah....still dosen't sound right.......

Pyrate Name.... Black Leg Ed.....

Closer, but I Think I'll just stick with Patrick Hand........ :lol:

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:lol: Ho Hum, I said it was a work in progress. :lol:

I think so far there have been more hits than miss.

I Kinda like Gold Back Lynn, it sounds Exotic, and it involves gold which is always a plus for Pirates.

And as Killian said, Green Arm Mike sounds like a name that could have resulted from a nasty septic battlewound.

Anyway, the Idea was to get people thinking.

Can anyone come up with a better formula?

If so, please post it here, because between you and me, i think that "Silver Toe Dick" was definately a miss :lol:

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:lol::lol: @ Sealegs' and Duchess' pirate names!

Patrick, yer pornstar name would make a better romance author name!

Rumba, yer pirate name sounds like a casino employee's name!

TallPaul, yer pornstar name is a winner fer sure!

Okay, so mine would be:

1) Pornstar name -- Bimbo Senter

2) Romance author name -- Allen Stuart

3) Pirate name -- Silver Neck Al

:lol:

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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Maybe it's jes the state of mind (or mindlessness) that I'm in today, but I am laughing my ass off at some of these. Petee, yer's are a riot, mate!

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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Right... I'll give it a go...

Porn star name... Bandit Fischer.... eh...

Romance Writer... Joseph Brook.... eh...

Pyrate name.... I have several vehicles... so...

White Back Joe

or

Gold Back Joe

or

Red Back Joe

or

Blue Back Joe

Before me back I coulda been Finger...

White finger, Gold Finger, Red Finger, Blue Finger.... sounds like stages of a disease....

Truly,

D. Lasseter

Captain, The Lucy

Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces

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Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins

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Porn star name: Flash Sheilds Not bad-- :huh: unless we're talkin super speedy performance. . . :ph34r:

Romance Writer: Lloyd Bowdish Hmmm--I think my pen name needs a pen name. :huh:

Pirate name: Pewter Ass Lloyd . . I think the generator needs more work :huh:

Never give up--Never surrender!

Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Live while yer alive--an' when yore dead be done with it!

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Porn star name = Frogmore Ferguson ?!?

Romance writer = Ralph Periwinkle ( maybe children's books instead)

Pirate = Silver leg Ralph Could chop off my leg and get a silver peg!

"Remember, on a pirate ship, in pirate waters, in a pirate world, ask no questions. Believe only what you see. No, believe half of what you see."... Burt Lancaster

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DUM SPIRO SPERO... WHILE I BREATH, I HOPE

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humm, let's see

Red Arse K

NOPE

I love my persona..

Lady Cassandra Seahawke, thank ya kindly

hey, how about this

your gender being stated in some form + the name of a famous American soldier, politician, or diplomat ..+your first or mid name.+your favorite vacaction spot + one of your favorite wild animals = pirate name.

Looking above and below....YEPPERs I do believe that will do it proper... :huh: I just got my name plotted out correctly. :huh: The stated formula will come out to be Lady Cassandra Seahawke, how about that. :huh: Huzzah

Lady Cassandra Seahawke

Captain of SIREN'S RESURRECTION,

Her fleet JAGUAR'S SPIRIT, ROARING LION , SEA WITCH AND RED VIXEN

For she, her captains and their crews are....

...Amazon by Blood...

...... Warrior by Nature......

............Pirate by Trade............

If'n ye hear ta Trill ye sure to know tat yer end be near...

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your gender being stated in some form + the name of a famous American soldier, politician, or diplomat ..+your first  or mid name.+your favorite vacaction spot + one of your favorite wild animals = pirate name. 

I Tried, I really did, (Not knowing many American politicians didn't help) but the best I could come up with was

Mr Bushdick canarieswoolf

Sorry. :rolleyes:

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With Lady Seahawke's method I get

Lady Heathanne Seawolf

Before that my porn name would be.... Kitty Brown

Romance writer's name....Anne Hadley

Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion.

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Let's see... my pornstar name is apparently Pumpkin Brannen. Odd.

Romance writer name is Elizabeth Los Ranchos. *snerk*

My pirate name is... White Nose Beth?! *giggle fit*

Using the second formula, I get... Miss Lincoln Elizabeth Belisetiger? Um... I'll stick with Mad Molly.

Everyone loves an Irish girl. ;)

Mad Molly

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